BLUEZ NOW BIGGER! #MBz30 Sadiq’s Thirst For My LOLLYPOP — Part III

“It’s a beautiful night, and I’m looking for something dumb to do; hey baby, I think I wanna marry you” it really must be something dumb to marry a girl when there are many indicators on you that portray your preference for the same gender when it comes to love. No, I am not saying Bruno Mars is gay… but who knows? Just check the guy out in the picture above, I don’t think he needs a billboard for you to see the point.

Did someone just mention “Denrele”? Oh no, I am not asking you to make a list of men-only celebrities, plus what is your proof? Well, if it was Mr. D who dropped the men-only movie offer on my laps, I would’ve known his ultimate intentions and what I was to expect along the line… but this came from someone who actually started the conversation with the death of his ex-best friend, which was a result of his excessive inclination for punani.

Sadiq saw the sudden abyssal drop of my zeal for the men-only movie well written on my face, as soon as he mentioned the exclusive mode of the movie. He probably thought I was ‘bi-polar’, but seeing my facial rejection, he instantly came up with plugins that might suit my status: “don’t worry, there will be masks”, he said. And when I told him that there was no way I would allow any mothaeffer infiltrate my bumbum, he said, “Err… I will make calls and tell them about that” … he made sure some brightness came back to my face with his hopes and the fact that a fantastic eight hundred thousand United States of American Dollars is waiting somewhere for me to claim!

I quickly rushed to Amama’s room as soon as Sadiq left me room (don’t tell me that you can’t remember Amama from the “Sista Tola; My TOTOrial Master” series). Amama is my real hommie and we share almost everything. So, I transferred the whole story to his memory card, and even hoped he might participate if all the safety assured conditions I requested were approved — you know it won’t be cool to be eight hundred thousand dollars richer than my friend without showing him how, so far his pay wouldn’t affect mine (even if it would, four hundred thousand dollars is still something to kill — not murder oh — for).

And it was the time when Hummer Jeeps were killing the oxygen around, plus we recently read an edition of VIBE that featured Joe Budden’s pimped out Hummer H2 or so … just put yourself in our shoes and experience the rush of luxurious fantasy lives we enjoyed — you can say it is not different from all those childish wishes of some thief, under hot pursuit, dropping a bag of millions in your compound or by the roadside of your way going home from school. I can’t be sure of Amama’s mind, but in my mind, I already saw both of us parking some super pimped out Hummer Jeeps at the entrance of our hostel and the super cream girls that would be drooling to touch us… oh fvck that shii!

Some H2 Like This And Girls...

And as much as I hoped, Sadiq came with good news that since I was sure of my durability and the ability to reload as soon as I unload, the movie makers would have me feature and no one would have to bore my behind. Plus I would not have to lick any candy as it was not a thing I had done before… but my lollypop would be licked and I would have to act satisfaction as much as I could. Okay, a guy would suck the marrow out of my bone and I would walk home with eight hundred thousand dollars after, please which job is better? I told Sadiq that I was so down, and asked if I could bring in a friend if there was still space for more cast.

Not long after that, this dude started describing the texture, shape and environment of his pipe to me… he said he was cleanly shaved and as soft as a baby’s body. Then I thought he was trying to tell me that for that kind of movie, I would have to appear neat, so I told him that I was not shaved but would make sure I shave when the movie is about to start.

Sadiq's Movie Casts

Days after, I was expecting Sadiq to show up with the invitation to meet the guys from Europe who would be shooting the movie, but he never did. Weeks went by, and after a month of dreaming about Hummer Jeeps and beautiful girls, myself and Amama concluded he already ditched me or he was just lying… but why?

But no, Sadiq didn’t ditch me. Sadiq, as a mastermind he believed he was, came later to tell me that the movie makers required that we start something as soon as possible, as they would soon be in the country… that we should start REHEARSALS.

…MikellzBluez Continues…

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