[CRAZY ME] MERRY CRAZY CHRISTMAS!! | ★★★ Mikell's Christmas ShoutOuts ★★★

Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyy! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! How so loving that this post is dropping on Christmas Eve — did I hear someone say perfect timing? Tell you what; even Rolex can’t give you that shit. Mehn! Christmas is in the air and the craze is overwhelming… the way people are on the hyper side of life; you would think they have been waiting for this moment since last year’s Boxing Day.

So many crazy and beautiful things going on right now, and I can actually prophesy that somewhere in Nigeria — Iwo Road in Ibadan, to be specific — one Mr. Biggs outlet will definitely have a DJ blasting hip-hop music to celebrate the Christmas tomorrow… however, they hired the same DJ to blast Fuji and Juju music during the Salah — kinda makes me wonder if Salah is a “tiwa n’ tiwa” festival while Christmas is a global gboom gboom. And I wonder if it was based on this same misconception that the bokos decided to escalate matters from fireworks to explosives last year.

And talking of fireworks; please be careful… we received news of people losing fingers for being careless, and we also saw a picture of a boy that lost his life for putting “banger” in his mouth. You don’t want to throw a “knockout” and get knocked out… Karma is a binsh, right? Don’t let her rape you this season.

And there is one same thing about Christmas that happens every year; it comes and goes… so why do people get bankrupt at this binsh’s yearly visits? The way people spend during Christmas season, you somehow think they worked all year just to blow it off at the end of the year. Survive the Christmas madness by having a strict plan… otherwise a stricter plan will be followed in the New Year.

Girls and Christmas, we all know about it … so, no discussion. Only congratulations from #MikellzBluez to every man making his woman happy this Christmas season.

And we asked you, readers; to make FREE CHRISTMAS SHOUT OUTS on #MikellzBluez but it seems you want us to send you one of those MTN sms to remind you every day before you decide. Anyways, I will make my own shout outs now, and to everyone that would be sending shout out requests after this post; sorry, entries just closed!

#MikellzBluez Crazy Christmas Shout Outs

Firstly, Merry Christmas to Baba God for keeping alive to see another Christmas season — I am not doing shit by myself — He owns it all.

Next is my FAMILY! Merry Christmas to my beautiful and super Mom, my lovely Sisters and Brothers… not forgetting my nice Cousins, Uncles and Aunts + the very naughty Nephews and Nieces. Merry Christmas Y’all!

To my Sweetheart; Merry Christmas, My Love. If you think you fall into this category, kindly claim the shout out — you know I have a high polygamous nature.

My Many Lovers — my name should be Solomon, you know — anyways, Merry Christmas to you, sweetest Lovers! I should drop names? No, I didn’t give names for the Sweetheart section joor….

And on behalf of everything called #MikellzBluez, Merry Christmas to all our Twitterfeed Accounts on Twitter and Facebook… you guys are the best, any day anytime!

Some special people right here that I really appreciate and will like to make shout outs to:

Tosin Ogundipe

Tayo Ashamu

Kemi Ogunberu

Razaq Olatunji

Aderiyike Adeshina

Adedoyin

Femi Babalola

Femi Adekoya

Kemi Osuntade

Jumoke

djABL

Quddus

Taiwo Fadeyi

Merry Christmas to you all!!

And how will I forget you, my very crazy readers? Merry Christmas to you all … you all are the reason this blog keeps living. Season’s Greetings to you all.

Merry Christmas to all our Facebook and Twitter fans, who keep letting us know that we are doing something cool on this blog. Shout outs to all the Single Ladies — Mikell will like to make you double, just holla! And wait, I didn’t mention my niggas earlier… I bet “real niggas” don’t need no effing shout out after all!

Merry Crazy Christmas!

#Cwaziest