Telling you that a man was survived by
three wives and nineteen children; do you still need to ask me what killed him? I
think man was created to take some stupid risks with results that will live
with them for eternity, or what would have made a man not to use a condom and
even trigger him to explode inside the woman when he was neither ready to be a
father nor a husband? And with the knowledge that women are irresistible and
indispensible problems, a stupid man is not contended with one and thinks
adding another will solve his problem; does he think they are pieces of boxers
or cars…? A season’s advice for you:
cheat on your wife and you are simply
adding to what will kill you….
When people read my words, they call
me John Wayne with a pen because I
commit multiple degrees of murder when I write…. I was charged to court for
killing with the pen, and I almost won till my attorney read two lines from #MikellzBluez! People come on me every
chance they got, saying why do I enjoy writing so much shidd but can you tell
me what’s easier than shidd? You can even do shidd while sleeping, but don’t
think you can do like I do my shidd — you should ask Patience Jonathan and Honourable
Patrick the effects of saying shidd. Only people like my hommies, Weezy F Baby, Basket Mouth, Nicki Minaj, Kanye, D’ Banj and 2face, can
go away with saying shidd! And definitely not everyman can go on many women
like my guys, Mikell and Pablo, are cruising through the fhucking
last days of the year….
With all the killings and bombings, Mikell had to zoom out of the North as
soon as he could. He entered Enugu
but didn’t stop till he made it to Nsukka
— the Center of Butty Excellence!
Nsukka is another place of high rate of bomb
explosions, but these are more of suicide
bombers that blow everywhere they walk with their looks — that’s the only
form of bombs I love and appreciate “blow
me, baby, blow me”! A girl without back
bomb in Nsukka should be thrown down from the mountain like Spartans did their weak baby boys,
because you will so fear the future physique of the small girls when you see
them all loaded from behind….
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| Nsukka UKWUs!! |
Don’t doubt it when you hear that the
love of money is priority in the East — it will take 21 days of fasting and prayers to get an Igbo girl to spend N100 for you; don’t even expect anything but be ready to give
everything — non-stop fhuck
inclusive, they take it all with the same yearn. So when Mikell got to Nsukka,
he didn’t expect anyone to arrange his hospitality; he settled himself in the
newest hotel in town — the newest is always the best. And he called the first
girl — yes, the first. Don’t even think of going to the east without other
options; the girls are so bad that they keep themselves only for the highest bidder…. He called Nneka.
Nneka flew over like a G6 and you can trust that the first
thing she said was: what did you bring for me?! Mikell suggested they made it
to the restaurant, and later to the bar, where her mouth hunger was satisfied… and
sure, she had the other that had to be satisfied up in the room. “Mummy …
mummy” Mikell was just laughing inside and wondering if she actually wanted her
mother to appear and save her from his anaconda as it strikes hard into her
juicy cave….
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| She is a GIFT |
My man was soon in Cross River and you’ll know the heat of
things in that part of the country… oh you can’t wait for the gist? Don’t worry
but I have to tell you how Mikell and Pablo
jammed in the East and round the whole cruise up in the next and final episode
of Christmas Cruise….
…MikellzBluez Continuez…
#MBz36 ©
2013
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