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Wednesday, 15 January 2014

[Love, Sex And Relationship] 6 Things a Man Should Never Do To During Sex


As a lady, ever have that WTF sex moment when your guy just either says something way out of line or asks you to do something that feels super awkward? Been there, done that. Here are some cringe-worthy experiences as #MikellzBluez decided to relay to you this list of “nunca mas.”

Try to get you to "go both ways"
That moment when you’re getting down on the dance floor with your BFF and your guy tries to get you to make out with her. Um, gross. We love our chicas, but that doesn’t mean we’re okay with tonguing them down to satisfy your perverted girl on girl fantasy.

Ask you to wear porn star-ish lingerie
Sexy lingerie is a must-have for any girl’s sex life. It can make us more confident and spice up our sex lives. But when you’re guy asks you to wear something that is soooo wrong for you (i.e.: crotch-less panties), tell him to relax. We want to heat things up, not skank out.

Awkward dirty talk
Not that we like to hear crickets chirping during sex, but there is a such thing as dirty talk that’s well, too dirty. Don’t be afraid to draw the line, mujeres.

Feed you lines or ask you to speak Spanish
“Who’s your daddy?” “Te gusta eso?” “Who’s the best?” “Speak to me in Spanish.” “Call me papi.” Um, how about who the heck wants to turn sex into a Spanish inquisition?


Put his hand on your head
We like to think that if we’re even doing it in the first place, you’re lucky, and obviously we like you. So when your girl is going down on you, guys, please don’t ever push her head. No one likes the feeling of gagging.


Poke you from behind
And the most unsexy way to initiate sex is (drum roll, please) …the awkward poke-you-from-behind move. You know, when you’re lying in bed and he nudges you with this thing as if he’s trying to wake you up for some action?
Definitely makes us want to pretend to be asleep.


[source: cosmopolitan]


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