#1 Story and Magazine Blog in Africa | #MikellzBluez: #MBz HIGHLIGHTS | My First MEN-ONLY NIGHT With Jude

Hello #MBzers!

I am sorry for the delay in rolling out new #MBz stories for your reading pleasure — especially the much anticipated sequel about Sadiq — I promise to make the wait worthwhile with explosive sequels that will be coming soon. I am so glad to inform you that AdSense just approved the blog, which means you will be opening our blog posts in web version view…. And I am here with interesting highlights from the last blockbusting sequel for you to chill with, while I finish what I am cooking.

PART I

Based On A True Story — part one or two? Oh no, this is not 2 Chains album — and no, don’t prepare your mind like you want to read some academy award winning story; I will be writing this like I am here having a nice conversation with you while we are chilling with bottles of Russian water … Still crystal clear in my memory is the picture of the first time a friend told me about the word ‘master bay shun’, especially the look on my face when he described the physical and psychological process to reach the eventual satisfaction … Maybe you need to go through the accumulated qualifications, experience, skills and other certifications in my bed-ual ‘curriculum vitae’ to see that nothing bed-ual can be new to me.

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PART II

Yes, you should also remember that I met Jude on Twitter; and well, he is not the only g-man on there. Little do you know that most of these guys following your bumbum are really after your bumbum! You only need to drop some piece of shit to see the number of shit-flies in your environment … William came out straight that he was g-man and he wanted my bumbum, a request I politely declined. Even if I was g-man, I am not saying I am not though, how would it have been possible for him to have the bumbum? I wasn’t ready for any long distance set up — and no, I wouldn’t have done it for his money — to be a g-man takes more.

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PART III

My eyes were on the girls but I was very shy, I only hoped they saw me and liked me like I did. I tried to make my presence known by walking up and down, but it seemed the girls preferred my sisters instead. And just before I gave up that I would be alone in the movie, Francis showed me that I was super noticed … And the next few nights were the same; all we did was rubbing on each other, which was super awesome, till we slept off…. But one night, I rubbed him so vigorously; some sticky fluid spurted out into my palm … my brain was shut down at the fresh and massively sweet feeling, only for the light in our room to turn on and Francis’ mom was there staring at us!

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PART IV

I had always seen Dayo in my hostel, and also had the knowledge that he was an active choir member at one of the biggest student fellowships on campus… so, it was totally unbelievable to receive such firsthand information about his personality … I must’ve given the guy a raging hardness as he had been rubbing on my nice bumbum for fifteen minutes or more — you don’t do that much to a girl before you bust her open for some serious action … I instantly went to a room filled with the most notorious guys in my hostel and asked a non-objective question: “are there any g-man in this hostel?” to which — just like ‘KHONA’ — they all chorused, “Dayo!”

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PART V

This is Nigeria; it is over a decade in jail if you hug a guy for too long in the public, dude … He came out of the bathroom while I was busy brushing my hair in front of the mirror and he stood behind me in close proximity but wasn’t touching. I thought he was sharing the mirror at first but when I looked at his face through the mirror, he was looking down. I turned around and saw that the ‘konjified’ nigga had no towel on, and his … we went to the pool and he paid for both of us to swim. No, he paid to see me half naked!
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PART VI

All through the time, Jude was throwing several compliments at me in between our conversations and my mind just kept sinking with worries for the night … And I must’ve slept off for real because I can still remember how I spiritedly snapped to life when I felt some movement at the tip of my ‘guyhood’ … I followed my ‘Basic Instinct’ and pulled his hand out of ‘Premonition’, placed it on its ‘Final Destination’, and listened to his ‘Pitch Perfect’ gasp as he felt my ‘Dark Knight Rises’ … and when I grabbed his ‘Iron Man’, I knew I was messing with a ‘Man Of Steel’! I opened my mouth like a ‘Safe House’ and kept his ‘Mr. Bones’ ‘Safe’ in there till I took in all his ‘Gremlins’ like the ‘Takers’ … Jude was ‘Fast And Furious’ and I also had to ‘Step Up’ my ‘Waist Deep’ to make it an epic ‘Clash Of The Titans’!