Hello #MBzers!
I am sorry for the delay in rolling
out new #MBz stories for your
reading pleasure — especially the much anticipated sequel about Sadiq — I promise to make the wait
worthwhile with explosive sequels that will be coming soon. I am so glad to
inform you that AdSense just approved
the blog, which means you will be opening our blog posts in web version view….
And I am here with interesting highlights from the last blockbusting sequel for
you to chill with, while I finish what I am cooking.
PART
I
Based On A True Story — part one or
two? Oh no, this is not 2 Chains
album — and no, don’t prepare your mind like you want to read some academy
award winning story; I will be writing this like I am here having a nice
conversation with you while we are chilling with bottles of Russian water … Still crystal clear in
my memory is the picture of the first time a friend told me about the word ‘master bay shun’, especially the look
on my face when he described the physical and psychological process to reach
the eventual satisfaction … Maybe you need to go through the accumulated
qualifications, experience, skills and other certifications in my bed-ual ‘curriculum vitae’ to see that nothing bed-ual can be new to me.
PART
II
Yes, you should also remember that I
met Jude on Twitter; and well, he is not the only g-man on there. Little do you know that most of these guys
following your bumbum are really after your bumbum! You only need to drop some
piece of shit to see the number of shit-flies in your environment … William came
out straight that he was g-man and he wanted my bumbum, a request I politely
declined. Even if I was g-man, I am not saying I am not though, how would it
have been possible for him to have the bumbum? I wasn’t ready for any long
distance set up — and no, I wouldn’t have done it for his money — to be a g-man
takes more.
PART
III
My eyes were on the girls but I was
very shy, I only hoped they saw me and liked me like I did. I tried to make my
presence known by walking up and down, but it seemed the girls preferred my
sisters instead. And just before I gave up that I would be alone in the movie,
Francis showed me that I was super noticed … And the next few nights were the
same; all we did was rubbing on each other, which was super awesome, till we
slept off…. But one night, I rubbed him so vigorously; some sticky fluid spurted
out into my palm … my brain was shut down at the fresh and massively sweet
feeling, only for the light in our room to turn on and Francis’ mom was there
staring at us!
PART
IV
I had always seen Dayo in my hostel,
and also had the knowledge that he was an active choir member at one of the biggest student fellowships on campus…
so, it was totally unbelievable to receive such firsthand information about his
personality … I must’ve given the guy a raging hardness as he had been rubbing
on my nice bumbum for fifteen minutes or more — you don’t do that much to a
girl before you bust her open for some serious action … I instantly went to a
room filled with the most notorious guys in my hostel and asked a non-objective
question: “are there any g-man in this hostel?” to which — just like ‘KHONA’ — they all chorused, “Dayo!”
PART V
This is Nigeria; it is over a decade in jail if you hug a guy for too long
in the public, dude … He came out of the bathroom while I was busy brushing my
hair in front of the mirror and he stood behind me in close proximity but
wasn’t touching. I thought he was sharing the mirror at first but when I looked
at his face through the mirror, he was looking down. I turned around and saw
that the ‘konjified’ nigga had no towel on, and his … we went to the pool
and he paid for both of us to swim. No, he paid to see me half naked!
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PART
VI
All through the time, Jude was
throwing several compliments at me in between our conversations and my mind
just kept sinking with worries for the night … And I must’ve slept off for real
because I can still remember how I spiritedly snapped to life when I felt some
movement at the tip of my ‘guyhood’ … I followed my ‘Basic Instinct’ and pulled his hand out
of ‘Premonition’, placed it on its ‘Final Destination’, and listened to his
‘Pitch Perfect’ gasp as he felt my ‘Dark Knight Rises’ … and when I grabbed
his ‘Iron Man’, I knew I was messing
with a ‘Man Of Steel’! I opened my
mouth like a ‘Safe House’ and kept
his ‘Mr. Bones’ ‘Safe’ in there till I took in all his ‘Gremlins’ like the ‘Takers’ … Jude was ‘Fast And Furious’ and I also had to ‘Step Up’ my ‘Waist Deep’ to make it an epic ‘Clash Of The Titans’!
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