Based On A
True Story — part one or two? Oh no, this is not 2 Chains album — and no, don’t prepare your mind like you want to
read some academy award winning story; I will be writing this like I am here
having a nice conversation with you while we are chilling with bottles of russian water. So, I will advise you to get
your drink because you will need plenty of it to swallow what you are about
reading.
Still crystal
clear in my memory is the picture of the first time a friend told me about the
word ‘master bate son’, especially the
look on my face when he described the physical and psychological process to
reach the eventual satisfaction. In my mind, I was like “which group of sick
twisted minds came up with stuffs like that?” and he must have seen that my
facial feedback was so horrible that he instantly said it was some guy that told
him about the whole thing.
Well, that
was then, and scarcely can anything bed-ful come as a surprise at the moment. I
admit there were dark days like I can still remember the first time I read
about ‘phone popo’. It was from Cossy’s (yes, the massively ‘boobied’ celeb) interview in a magazine,
when describing her 'koko' life with her foreign boyfriend. I wondered how it would’ve
been possible — dipping the receiver into her body or what? It is actually
funny when I look back at my thoughts back then and measure them with the level
of my koko activities right now — nothing is any longer new.
And as much as men-only used to be one of
those foreign words in this part of the world, the shocking nearness is no
longer news. Every good looking guy is rated 70% gay, and your new male friend
has a high tendency to be one
As a matter
of fact, I see almost every guy, who is getting closer to me, with the
potential of being a behind banger. If you have a nice behind like I do, there is
a high possibility that you will see guys with such weird expectation like I
do, most especially when even my girls call me ‘beautiful’ instead of handsome.
I know some
of my female Twitter followers will be thinking: “hmm… no wonder he never takes
any of his flirts into the DM to get real” and I am laughing like: be patient,
your reply is coming soon.
*sips v*
For real, I
sipping right here; you should too — vodka is the 3D glasses to help you see
the picture, that I am painting, clearly with all the live special effects
coming with it.
Well, you saw
the title and you know what this story is all about, however I want to tell you
that nothing is actually new, and I am not having this convo with the
experience of a newbie to the world of men-only. Maybe you need to go
through the accumulated qualifications, experience, skills and other
certifications in my koko ‘Curriculum Vitae’ to see that nothing koko can be new to me.
And just like
that, it wasn’t really new when Jude
followed me on Twitter — yes, we met
on Twitter — and was always appearing in my mentions… till we found each other
on the blackberry messenger, and later in my house, and everything. No, it
wasn’t new.
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| Probably Started From A Follow On Twitter, Who Knows? |
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