Definitely
not my real name, so don’t stress yourself. I am a huge fan of #MikellzBluez and I saw a post
sometimes ago calling on readers to send in funny and crazy stories about
things that has happened to them. I waited for long to see stories under this
segment but they never came; probably people ignored it or they are shy to
share naughty stories about themselves. So I decided that there is no biggie in
being the first to do this… as a matter of fact, I will remain the pioneer even
when people starts to share sweeter secrets. So, thinking of what to write, I
eventually concluded that I should share the funny and crazy secret of how I
lost—I’d rather say disposed though—my virginity.
Well, I
don’t know how they came about that idea of “losing virginity” when it is not
something you can actually misplace. The “lost” is just not possible, or where
you asleep when you were doing it? And some girls will claim they “gave” it to
a guy… please ask the guy if he has it with him? Just some funny thoughts, you
know. Anyways, this is how I “did away” with my own virginity in 3D… have your seat, grab a bowl of
popcorn and wear your glasses.
I was out of
secondary school, you see, unlike most of you hypocritical hoes. You
know how—like a champion—it feels to leave the secondary school a virgin while
ninety-per-cent of your mates already “lost” their virginities on the way. It
must a miracle to find such these days… in an environment where boys want to
prove themselves and the male teachers are nothing but animals.
"Lost" it now or be married to a "Bomber" up there |
Unfortunately,
my boyfriend took up a fight a day before my eighteenth birthday—probably to
run away from getting me birthday gifts—and didn’t know I was determined to
relief myself of the virginity burden and “give” it to him… you can say he ran
away from giving me gifts, but he actually missed the one I wanted to give him,
which he had been awaiting for the past two years.
So, few days
after my eighteenth birthday and no sign of my boyfriend, with a huge urge to do
the shit and feel “that thing” that my many friends usually smile amusingly
while talking about… and then, I remembered one fine boy from my street, who
was always disturbing me. It was his lucky day.
On this day,
I reported sick and was asked to take the day off… and there was no one at home
with me—perfect, right? I walked out, and like magic, he was at my side again.
I smiled at him and invited him into my house, I am so sure he must have
thought he was dreaming… even through the whole event.
As soon as
he settled on my couch, I put on the TV and the pictures he saw instantly
raised his man… you can be so sure that I had already touched the heaven out of
my body from the ‘mojo’ I was
playing, I was as hot as hell! I saw that he was instantly feeling uneasy with
the motion picture on my TV, so I moved in on him… and acted everything he was
watching on the TV out on him.
Naughty,
crazy and sweet as I used the bewildered boy to satisfy my desires and relieve
myself of my birthed burden… he would never be able to explain what happened to
him that day as he became a total stranger to me the next time he saw me. No, I
wasn’t planning to be a nympho, I just wanted to get ‘that wall’ broken and
once the mission was accomplished, I forgot everything about the urge for a
very long time. Poor boy though… it must’ve been all a dream to him. *evil
grin*
Annabelle
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Welcome to the first episode of My Bluez! This is a very interesting segment
by you, of you and for you; you can call that Blogocracy. Well, this is
another chance to be part of #MikellzBluez,
which is sharing YOUR Bluez. These stories
will be written by you and they are expected to be some very nutty and crazy
experiences you think are worth reading.
You will send them to us via email mikellzbluez@gmail.com
and you can trust us to keep your personal information confidential. However,
we do not promise to post every mail we receive, and we reserve the right to
edit or censor your words before posting them.
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