Do you know the reason Santa comes as a fat ass old man? If the
man that grants every gift request
on Christmas happens to a young and sexy
man, I bet the gift requests will be different and he would have been sentenced
to several jails by different countries for child molestation! You still don’t get it? I bet all these girls wouldn’t
be asking for toys but requesting for his autograph in their juicy centre,
while he must use his dingdong as pen and cumtain as ink (Won’t you like to
have Tyson Beckford’s autograph
signed like that? Best Christmas gift ever, eh? Okay bye).