#MBz06 - Sister Tola; My TOTOrial Master I

The first and only Apology for those who have been expecting more from Mikell'z Bluez for so long — I actually went on a long rest (you no go wan kill me; even God rest!), and I hope you didn't miss your favourite reading getaway much…

I'm sure some of you bad belle will be thinking: let’s see what he's got after the boring Ife story…. But let me tell you: Mikell'z Bluez is not stopping as long as there's internet connection…and very soon, Mikell'z Bluez will be the most interesting thing that ever happened to blog!

Like I wrote, this season of Mikell'z Bluez is all about my (and other men's) experience with women and relationships. Frankly writing, I've been through plenty of good, bad and ugly experiences, and if I was asked 10 years ago if I will ever be involved with things I've been involved in, I would have rebuked the person! Even when I started having relationships, my hope was to be a better man — a man totally different from other men (a man that can take on 10 women at once? WTF was you thinking?!) — but if you check the soles of my feet; you will see how disappointing the places they have passed through. And one of my ugliest experience with women was my time with Tola (don't stress yourself; you can't track my choice of names)!!

Even Eve taught Adam many THINGS

Well, I owe Tola one thing; Tuition Fee! I don’t know if that was how it went with other bad guys but it was on Tola that I had my unlimited practicals before I became a certified p-killer! I was a newborn in the popo world and she made herself available as an energetic guide; no resting and I doubt if there was a day we didn't go down the juicy road….

Remember what I wrote about Ife's advancement? I mentioned that no girl will ever get such response from me till death (girls don't like you when you are too cool and respectful — believe it or not — they prefer the rude and bad guys who will wreck their body)! So, at the time Tola came on board, I had a girlfriend and Tola was aware but didn't mind. And as a matter of fact, there was another girl at the side as well (save her story for future episodes).

Tola got my attention because she was so friendly (one of my lezes once said that is my weakness; give me little attention and friendliness and watch as my dingalin will be dangling for you!), and she started paying me room visits. But I didn't see her as a popo machine till a very cold night in my hostel….

Did I describe my hostel? It was a big hostel with lots of occupants, and we were 3 in my room — I had 2 roommates then. Plus I was the only roommate that brought girls into our room! In the hostel, we had ‘common rooms’ for every block and floor. Common rooms are open halls where you can attend to visitors if you don't want to disturb your roommates.

And so, it was cold that night. I was writing my poem for the next week's faculty editorial publication, and Tola was going through my written poems (I actually enjoy showing my poems to girls, so check few of them HERE and on my facebook profile's notes). And all of a sudden, I saw a paper on front of me with just these words: I like your poems but I like you more!

Oh! I didn't tell you she was a member of the choir in a student fellowship on campus. Well, she was and that was what knocked me off (like: Sister Tola?!). I know you must be laughing your heart out now, let me give you all the time you need before I tell you what transpired between (brother) Mikell and (sister) Tola that cold night….

…Mikell’z Bluez Continuez…

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