Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Monday, 16 December 2013

BLUEZ GETTING HOTTER! #MBz29 Sadiq’s Thirst For My LOLLYPOP — Part II

So funny how women complicate simple things and when you, as a man, fail to understand the situation, you will find yourself all alone — no, just you and your balls. Funny how man is always expected to do the impossible — mindreading! It is funny how women find it super difficult to ask for something directly but make some mindless statement and expect you to pick out the keywords. Funny how only God can understand women, as they can’t even understand themselves.

...and man is expected to see through like he has x-ray for eyes
But it is not funny when some men thought they have had enough with the percentage of confusion in the system of women — like God created them from the man’s ‘confusion bone’ (we have a funny bone, you know) — and decide to share their love and intimacy with the same gender. Or what did you think inspired the men-only club? And it is not like the men find it easy finding someone like them though… or would Sadiq have to construct a skyscraper, just to impress me?

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

[EPIC FINAL EPISODE] #MBz27 My First MEN-ONLY NIGHT With Jude - Part VI

If you are just joining this sequel for the first time and you are thinking of the stress of combing through the blog for previous episodes, think no further as I am here with the direct links: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V… enjoy. And apologies as we have to change the G part of the title to ‘men-only’ — AdSense prerequisite.

*picks a new bottle of vodka*
Still on this man-to-man talk, I was having this light conversation with a guy some days ago and he said, “I know how hard and painful it is to get my poops out sometimes, not to talk of having a huge nozzle entering… no, I can’t do that ‘poop’.” Trust me, I only chuckled and replied, “If hard and painful poop is your problem, then one night of men-only is the solution.”