#FLICKS | Twitter AVATAR Of The Week ★★★★ @Fubby_Sandrah

Real Name: Sandra Amblessed Benneth

Twitter Handle: @Fubby_Sandrah

Bio: Rated I . I say what the fuck I want, when I feel like it. Therefore if U don’t like it I Don’t Give A Fuck… #Leo #TeamUNN… IG: @Fubby_sandrah

Location: #DeeBii (anyone yet to get this location on Google maps yet?)

#FLICKS | Twitter AVATAR Of The Week ★★★★ @Tessylilly

Real Name: Tomiwa Fagbola

Twitter Handle: @Tessylilly

Bio: Lost

Location: Mars … remember she’s “Lost”, eh? Okay.

#FLICKS | Twitter AVATAR Of The Week ★★★★ @juvie_xo

Real Name: Alexandra Yinka Akinnukawe

Twitter Handle: @juvie_xo

Bio: Minion. Instagram: whykay_xo

Location: *empty* or should we say “limbo”?

#FLICKS | Twitter AVATAR Of The Week ★★★★ 3D_Daezy

Real Name: Adaeze Godwin

Twitter Handle: @3D_Daezy

Bio: Interior Decorator, Events Planner + I sell Ice to the Eskimos (Did someone just ask her what Eskimos look like?)

Location: Emirate Stadium

#FLICKS | [2014’s FIRST] Twitter AVATAR Of The Week @Bellaaa_Gwen

Real Name: Guinevere Ojeabulu

Twitter Handle: @Bellaaa_Gwen

Bio: IG @Bellaa_Viola

Location: *empty* or should we say “limbo”?

[CRAZY ME] LIST Of Mikell’s TOP 10 TWITTER SWEETHEARTS IN 2013

Happy New Year!!!

Will we ever stop saying that line? Don’t mind me; I am also excited jare… 2014 shall be our year to move from greatness to greater greatness! Alright, it is a new year and I am feeling good; you can guess I am feeling too good for me to think the next thing to do is drop a list—a list, of all things—of my Twitter sweethearts… like: who actually gives a flying fhuck? Shut up! I know you give a massive b.job—very close to fhuck—otherwise you won’t be here. And even if you don’t give anything, I am here and I am doing my thing, on my page, with my madness, and I love it… mind of a wanker or a wack Naija singer—your choice.

[FLICKS] #MikellzBluez Twitter AVATARS Of 2013 ★★★★★ VOTE For AVI Of The Quarter!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Yes! Welcome to 2014AD and as we have been doing every Wednesday since October 2013, we are here again with #MikellzBluez Twitter of the Week but this will be different… here, we want YOU all to VOTE for the BEST avatar to crown the handle the best for the “Quarter”, and this voting process will continue to happen at every last Wednesday of each quarter of the year.

#FLICKS | FUNNY PHOTO Of The Week “warning: you may soil your pants”

Wicked world … but I couldn’t stop laughing!

Drop Your Comments Please!

#FLICKS | Twitter AVATAR Of The Week ★★★★★ @THOLAH_

Real Name: Omotola Aka

Twitter Handle: @THOLAH_

#FLICKS | Twitter AVATAR Of The Week ★★★★ @Ekels8

Real Name: Elhinan Ekels

Twitter Handle: @Ekels8

#FLICKZ | Twitter AVATAR Of The Week ★★★ @Vera_Mani

Real Name: Veramani Ikpeme

Twitter Handle: @Vera_Mani

Bio: Am VeraMani d crazy one, d troublemarker (she must want to be a teacher — to have love marking this much), d funny one, d one hu sees fins differently, d caring one. Am just me

Location: TWITTER (we are trying to overcome the temptation to ask the full meaning of this acronym)

#BluezFactor: Hmmmnn… we will like to press the nose and kiss the lips — dazzall!

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Other HOT Posts on #MikellzBluez this WEEK that you must NOT MISS:

• [CWAZIE MOI] B!%@#&S Over MONEY!!
• #MBz26 My FIRST MEN-ONLY Night With Jude – Part V
• [HOT DEBUT] #MBz QUESTION Of The Week
• CELEB BUZZ | EXCLUSIVE: TIWA SAVAGE vs. BEYONCE [PHOTOS]
• #MBz25 My FIRST GAY Night With Jude – Part IV
• BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Ms. WakaWaka At Peter Okoye’s Wedding
• #POEM | HIGH And FLY
• #FLICKZ | CAPTION THIS Photo Of The Week!!

Reach #MBz via mikellzbluez@gmail.com … Follow on Twitter · Facebook.

#FLICKZ | Twitter AVATAR Of The Week ★★★★ @MyDadsBabe

Real Name: Princess David

Twitter Handle: @MyDadsBabe

Bio: Tyler Perry is Madea (we believe God understands).

Location: Madea’s House

#BluezFactor: You know we are always bringing you beautiful people every week and there are some very special factors that usually strike us to make their avatars come up here as the best for the week. So right here, if you look deep into that nice closet, you will see some BLUE wears hanging in there… we love them!

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ATTENTION: BRAND NEW Segments on #MikellzBluez you MUST READ — BARBIE TEE’s DIARY and CELEB BUZZ. Enjoy….

Reach #MBz via mikellzbluez@gmail.com … Follow on Twitter · Facebook. Thanks.

#MBz23 My First MEN-ONLY NIGHT With Jude - Part II

I hope you remember that what you are reading is ‘Based On A True Story’. However, that doesn’t mean that the possibility of spicing it up with fiction is zero. For the record, I will like you to know that I reserve the right to use any amount of fiction to mix this very true story.

Are you serious? I shouldn’t call it a true story? Do you know the percentage of fiction in all those academy award winning movies you see? As much as this is based on a true story, I also wish you know that fiction is one of its ingredients.

*sips v*

Yes, you should also remember that I met Jude on Twitter; and well, he is not the only g-man on there. Little do you know that most of these guys following your behind are really after your behind! You only need to drop some piece of shit to see the number of shit-flies in your environment.

#FLICKS | Twitter AVATAR Of The Week ★★★★★ @MizEnnie

Real Name: Aderiyike Adeshina
Twitter Handle: @MizEnnie

Bio: A Lady

Location: Lasgidi

#BluezFactor: A very beautiful lady... I wonder if my male readers are thinking what I am thinking; some Ada Ada lines!

[BRAND NEW] #MBz22 My First MEN-ONLY NIGHT With Jude - Part I

Based On A True Story — part one or two? Oh no, this is not 2 Chains album — and no, don’t prepare your mind like you want to read some academy award winning story; I will be writing this like I am here having a nice conversation with you while we are chilling with bottles of russian water. So, I will advise you to get your drink because you will need plenty of it to swallow what you are about reading.

*pours drink*

Still crystal clear in my memory is the picture of the first time a friend told me about the word ‘master bate son’, especially the look on my face when he described the physical and psychological process to reach the eventual satisfaction. In my mind, I was like “which group of sick twisted minds came up with stuffs like that?” and he must have seen that my facial feedback was so horrible that he instantly said it was some guy that told him about the whole thing.

Well, that was then, and scarcely can anything bed-ful come as a surprise at the moment. I admit there were dark days like I can still remember the first time I read about ‘phone popo’. It was from Cossy’s (yes, the massively ‘boobied’ celeb) interview in a magazine, when describing her 'koko' life with her foreign boyfriend. I wondered how it would’ve been possible — dipping the receiver into her body or what? It is actually funny when I look back at my thoughts back then and measure them with the level of my koko activities right now — nothing is any longer new.

[FLICKZ] Twitter AVATAR Of The Week ★★★★ @Pooki__

Real Name: Serah Ojenor

Twitter Handle: @Pooki__

Bio: Chinese Grand White Witch And A Nutcase .

Location: Shanghai Temple .

#BluezFactor: We actually wished we could edit this picture before uploading it, we would've changed the Yellow Nylon Bag down there to a BLUE... thus our Factor!

[CRAZY ME] The NEW #MikellzBluez Jonzing Twitter LIST!!

If you are new to Cwazie Moi on #MikellzBluez, I’ll like to inform you that I don’t welcome no-fucking-body! However, I’ll like to let you know that you are now reading #MikellzBluez Jonzing Twitter, and— what? No list? What list? From the title? Oh! LIST on the title, please ignore that— what? You’re here to read a Twitter list?

Are you serious? So, if there was no LIST on that title, you wouldn’t have clicked the link, would you? Well, this is #MikellzBluez Jonzing Twitter and it’s my pleasure to inform you that you’ve just been jonze'd — yes, anal!

[FLICKZ] Twitter AVATAR Of The Week • @luvjaydee !!

Real Name: Olajide Shoneye 
Twitter Handle: @luvjaydee 
Bio: Cool Calm Handsome #FollowBack 
Location: Must be somewhere on this Universe, we believe.

#BluezFactor: Are my #MBz Ladies thinking what I'm thinking? We need to rob all those fitness equipments and start a #MBz Fitness Center!!

[FLICKZ] Twitter AVATAR Of The Day

Twitter Handle: @KingDavid_d1st

Name: KingDavid Iroanusi

Bio: Environmentalist. Model 4 ELs CULTURE INT'L. Obsessed Wit MUFC. THE WORLD IS WAITING FOR ME. Le Sis @QueenExtha. Contacts: 2753E546 / KingDavid4success@gmail.com (A mouthful Bio, if you ask us. Choi!)

Location: Abuja, NG / Toronto, Canada (*clears throat*)

#Bluez Factor: Look very well, you will see a BLUE wrapper on the line.

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Twitter AVATAR Of The Day is under the NEW FLICKZ segment on #MikellzBluez. And it is for the 100% FUN. Always watch out for the #Blue Factor.

Other NEW segments recently added to #MikellzBluez are INSPIRE, POEM, Cwazie Moi and PROMO, all to further serve you with beautiful viewing and reading experience. Don’t forget to check them out as well. Thanks, as you enjoy reading them.

[FLICKZ] Twitter AVATAR Of The Day

Welcome to #MikellzBluez Twitter Avatar of the Day! This will be running everyday under the FLICKZ segment and it is all for fun and to appreciate tweeps keeping it real and classic with their Avatar on Twitter. Have 100% Fun please!

PS: Always watch out for the #Bluez Factor.

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Twitter Handle: @Miss_Francoeur

Name: Roxanne Oluremi Benson

Bio: C.E.O of Derpney Customs. Personal Assistant to @SPERIE_ #TeamSperieCustoms #CustomMadeTees #Apparels and More

Location: Road to success (someone on that road should confirm this please)

#Bluez Factor: We love the Colours. And as much as those beautiful eyes are getting our attention, that tongue keeps preparing our minds towards the coming Ileya.

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#MikellzBluez is open to comments, suggestions, ideas, criticism, inquiries, and every other positive contribution to take the Blog to the next level. You can reach us via mikellzbluez@gmail.com or Mikell’s personal Twitter and Facebook Accounts. Thanks.