My Boyfriend Wants Me To Sleep With His Best Friend; Somebody Help! [Dear MBzers]

Dear MBzers,

I am a 300 level student of Music in a private university in Nigeria, and I date a working class boyfriend. He is older and more mature, so I respect and love him a lot… and I feel he loves me too.

However, his best friend just got back from the UK during the last Christmas season, and he brought a dilemma into my life with his return. I am still confused as I don’t understand the condition that will warrant my boyfriend’s request after a week of his friend’s return… he just wants me to “make love” to his friend, and he will be there to watch—is that not crazy?

BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Ms WakaWaka Versus Iya Sikira [The Genesis]

Hip Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hip Hooray! Happy Birrrr—oh sorry, it’s not even my birthday but I am happy like it is. If anyone should try to ride a horse inside me, in fact it will run smoothly.

Some of you would be wondering why I am happy considering the fact that my wish to be an Americana girlfriend didn’t go as planned, well me don comot my mind for that one oh; isn’t life about picking up oneself after a loss and moving on? And I don learn my lesson a very long time ago say if one okro no draw, na to throway am cook another one… and as I dey so, I don throway Mr Tokunbo okro and I don wash the pot sef, so now na to find another okro to cook.

Choose One: 120 Years Of Riches And Fame But Eternity In Hell Or…? [Dear MBzers]

Dear MBzers,

This is a crazy contribution from my nigga, Pablo, and I must tell you that we weren’t drunk when we came up with this question for you. It is just crazy how the blind pursuit for money and vanity has become a wild trend among the youth, more so how it is widely believed that one can trade his/her soul for fame and riches… what if eternity is as real as we’ve heard?

[Dear MBzers] My Girlfriend Slept With Another Man; How Do I Cope With The Confession? — Ted

Dear MBzers,

Let me be quick and brief with this. There was no way I would’ve known that my girlfriend slept with another guy, if she or the guy didn’t tell me—I may not even believe a stranger who claim to have had sex with my baby—as I have really decided to ignore the fact that guys are always disturbing her because she’s just too beautiful to ignore; I trusted the strong love we share to always guide her from crossing such lines instead. But now, I am not sure if I did the right thing as she recently told me, during a private confession session, that she committed the original sin with another dude!

[Random Talk] Things You May Never Know … Refresh Your Brain!

Any introduction needed? I doubt! Just read through this carefully and painstakingly compiled facts … and thank us when you’re done!

Do you know that Rick Ross is not worth more than Nicki Minaj and Kendrick Lamar? Did someone just say it’s not by size?

[Dear MBzers] My Boyfriend Still Keeps Sextapes Of His Ex; Is He Still In Love With Her? — Barbie

Dear MBzers,

I just have to come out with this. I love my boyfriend so much and I don’t want to lose him to any woman, so I endeavour to please him with all he wants all the time… even when I am not comfortable with things I have to do to please him. And I am sure he loves me too or he behaves so well to remove every doubt about his love for me… till he—by himself—recently showed me clips of recorded videos of his ex-girlfriend making love to him!

[Dear MBzers] As A “Born-Again”, How Do I Stop My Masturbation? — Ted

Dear MBzers,

I am a twenty-two-year old and a 400-level student in one of the federal universities, who recently gave his life to Christ. You know what the Bible say about being in Christ and everything becoming “new”; well, everything has miraculously changed positively about my life… well, almost everything.

#MBzer Of The Month [January] | #MikellzBluez Presents Abraham Laah [@dj_ABL] !!!

Name: Abraham B. Laah

Twitter Handle: @dj_ABL

Location: Lagos and Abuja

School/Work: University of Abuja

Languages: English and a little bit of Hausa x_x

Hobbies: Partying, watching football—as per real nigga—and tweeting, I guess

Special Skills: Turntables bruh and being a perfect gentleman

[Dear MBzers] Is It Likely That I Am NOT HIV Positive? — Ted

I noticed that #MikellzBluez posts mature contents and I believe that the readers are also mature, so I just want to ask you all a question that has been bothering me since last year… not so far away, right? Not a time for jokes though.

#MBz QUESTION Of The WEEK: ANSWER And WIN | ANSWERS From Last Week

ANSWERS FROM LAST WEEK’s QUESTION (Click QUESTION to read it)

·         Anonymous: Tough one ‘fa’ because I am confused. 1, I have just been sacked 2, one guy is beating up my mother 3, another is having sex with my Wife… *sighs* … I am attending to my Mum first and I’m definitely using all the anger (the anger of being sacked) in me to kill that guy — he is beating up my mum and I don’t care why he is doing so. When I am done, I will return home to send that slut packing. I don’t beat women and I know the guy won’t there when I return, so she is leaving my house that very moment *i rest my case*. ★★★★ BEST ANSWER

[XXXPLOSIVE] #MBzer Of The Month | #MikellzBluez Presents Adeyemi Jibade !!

Name: Adeyemi Ajibade

Location: Lasgidi

Relationship Status: Engaged to be married at 19

School/Work: UH (University of House) … thanks to ASUU

Languages: Arabic and Yoruba (sorry I don’t speak English)

Hobbies: Swimming, Partying, Partying, Swimming, Swimming, Partying and so on.

#MBz QUESTION For The Week | The BEST Answer WINS Airtime !!

ANSWERS FROM LAST WEEK’s QUESTION (click QUESTION to read it)

v  @hott3st_diva: He wants a threesome?? No wahala but he has to agree to some of my “terms and conditions”: (1) I will hire or pay babes for him to have it with because I can’t watch another babe straffing my guy with me. (2) After I have fulfilled his ‘fantasy’, he must still be the same guy, no changes or if he’s going to change; it should be for good (you know what I mean). (3) Failure to do number 2, I will chop his balls off. And leave my signature on his D***! ★★★★★ BEST ANSWER

QUESTION For This Week | Funny and WINNING ANSWERS From Last Week

Hello Again!!

Last week was great, so I want all #MBzers to know is that #MikellzBluez is a 100% Fun Blog, and learning within ourselves is also fun. So, all — I repeat, all — comments and views are welcomed and appreciated, and you should feel free to express yourself as we are all here to catch fun and learn. Thanks.

ANSWERS FROM LAST WEEK’s QUESTION (click QUESTION to read it)

BEST ANSWERS

Yes, answers. We found two answers most interesting; we couldn’t pick the best between them. So, they will have to share the airtime we have for ONE answer… we prepared for one, sorry.

[HOT DEBUT] #MBz QUESTION Of The Week | BEST ANSWER Wins Airtime!!

Hello MBzers!

If you have been observing, this is the fifth week that we are introducing new and exciting segments to the blog… all for you to enjoy. And to further spice the blog up for you, #MikellzBluez presents #MBz Question of the Week. Very simple, very easy and super interactive… we simply aim that you should also be part of the blog as your answers will be so welcomed, published and may even win weekly prizes! This is another beautiful thing from your number one story and fun blog, #MikellzBluez… enjoy.