BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Ms WakaWaka’s Own Valentine Saga

Some have boyfriends but got no Val gift, some got Val gifts but no boyfriends, I have boyfriend(s) and I got Val gift(s), glory be to thee, oh Lord, amen!  All my life—well, since I don dey waka—na one day I dey like pass for the whole year: Valentine’s Day! You dey ask yourself where the “Saint” dey? Abeg no dey follow dem dey call Saint Valentine because e don tey wey people don comot the “Saint” with their behaviour; now, na just Valentine… in fact, make we just call am “Val” as e dey waste time to say the whole “Valentine” word.

BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Ms WakaWaka Versus Iya Sikira [The Genesis]

Hip Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hip Hooray! Happy Birrrr—oh sorry, it’s not even my birthday but I am happy like it is. If anyone should try to ride a horse inside me, in fact it will run smoothly.

Some of you would be wondering why I am happy considering the fact that my wish to be an Americana girlfriend didn’t go as planned, well me don comot my mind for that one oh; isn’t life about picking up oneself after a loss and moving on? And I don learn my lesson a very long time ago say if one okro no draw, na to throway am cook another one… and as I dey so, I don throway Mr Tokunbo okro and I don wash the pot sef, so now na to find another okro to cook.

BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Ms WakaWaka And Mr Americana FINAL Showdown!

French people will say, “Comment allez-vous?” Spanish people will say, “¿Como estas?” Swahili people will say, “–gani” and a British man will say, “How are you?”  But me, Miss WakaWaka of Nigeria, I no fit forget my root even if I go anywhere for this world, so that is why I will say, “How una dey?” I hope say everything dey go fine. And this goes to my wonderful fans, especially those ones that have been dropping comments, thank you very much… in fact, God go bless all of una; na your views and comments dey always ginger me to dey write new posts so. And I don take pledge with myself say I no go ever disappoint una.

BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Ms WakaWaka Is Back — Mr Americana Saga Continues!

I dey on my knees oh, and if you no tell me to stand up, I no go stand up; in fact, as my punishment, na on top my knees I go write today’s blog! News has gone around… people don talk tire, in fact people wey no know before don know now say them dey find Barbie Tee. So many stories, some people talk say if “she” don waka go where I no suppose waka go and she fit don peme—God forbid!

BARBIE TEE’s DIARY | 2013 Christmas Season With Ms Santa WakaWaka — Vol. 2

Dancing … “eminado eminado” and trust me, I am really rocking my butt; you should see me right now, I am sweating all over. Well, let me tell you a secret: I really love dancing and it is my own way of exercising. And I really need the exercise with all the Christmas ijekuje that I ate. Well, we all know that Christmas is a time to over indulge, and as someone who is over the top, I really made sure that I enjoyed myself and I tasted all the delicacies I came across. However, something happened that didn’t make my Christmas go the way I had expected.

BARBIE TEE’s DIARY | 2013 Christmas Season With Ms. Santa WakaWaka — Vol. 1

How una dey, my people? It is your girl, Santa Barbie Tee! You are asking yourself “when did she become Santa again”, well we all know the generally believed myth that Santa gives gifts and I believe say anybody wey fit look you sotey him give you something good, no matter the kine good thing e be, na the person be Santa. And are you wondering what is it I am giving? Well, through my stories I am giving you entertainment… yeske! Abi naw, I no dey hide anything from una, I swear! *laughs out* As I nice reach, I open myself up like a book for una to read and I no get any regret at all because of all the love and support wey una dey give me, especially the skyrocketing page views, in fact una dey make me happy.

BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Exotic Life And Times Of Ms. WakaWaka — Vol.4

Yawning out loud … I just woke up anyway; my oga is not in the office today, so i have nothing much doing. And body need rest, I can’t kill myself; so I just put my head on my desk and before I knew it, I don doze … then it hit me when I remembered the dream I had — in fact, a bad dream — in the dream, I saw me and Johnny kissing! God forbid, I shall never have anything to do with that houseboy in my life; maybe I am getting my own reward for punishing him, but thank God it was just a dream (CLICK HERE if you want to know what I did to Johnny). Anyways my people, make we put Johnny story for one side — good riddance to bad rubbish — make we talk about the story of today.

BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Exotic Life And Times Of Ms. WakakWaka - Vol. 3

I am singing the very interesting part of D’Banj’s ‘Don’t Tell Me Nonsense’, “Eyin boys, e gba oju e!” to all the enemies that want to stop my shine! But to all my fans, I am saying, “I love you all.” But no go sing that song in front of ‘area boys’ oh, na God I take beg you.

Gbagaun! Gbagaun!! Gbagaun!!! As Yoruba people dey talk am, make all the people wey dey house tell all those wey don comot say Barbie Tee don come again — the only Miss WakaWaka of Nigeria, another one is a counterfeit. When breeze blow fowl yansh, na me dey first see am … as we don start this journey together, na to just continue with me. And every week, I promise to give you all the update of wetin my eyes see, wetin my ear hear, wetin my mouth talk, wetin my nose smell, wetin my hand do, and most importantly, where my leg waka go… I no dey tire and till I grow old and my back bend, I go still dey waka.

BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Ms. WakaWaka At Peter Okoye’s Wedding

Hey my people, as Timaya dey talk am; me sef don come again oh! I remain your very pretty Barbie Tee aka Miss WakaWaka, the girl wey no dey carry last. I wan thank all of you for all the love and support wey you dey dash me; you just dey make me dey happy, and make you no worry — I will reward all my faithful fans very soon.

BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Exotic Life And Times Of Ms. WakaWaka – Week 2

Whoop! Whoop! Scream hello to your one and only beautiful Miss WakaWaka of Nigeria and melt as I give you my Barbie Tee’s eyelashes and wave my fingers right back at you… I am a celebrity already; don’t act like you don’t know.

And before I continue, I want to dedicate this paragraph to all my readers and fans out there! I posted my HOT DEBUT last week and I am so excited to inform you that it is still ranking as the Top Post on #MikellzBluez… you guys really rock, and I appreciate how madly you are feeling your girl! So, get the word out and bring more of your friends to have their share of this madness, and before you know it; we shall take over the world!

‘Oyinbo’ plenty much, I had these people wondering if I am still the Ms. WakaWaka they want to read from; no fear, na still me! This life wey we dey na real theatre oh; eyes dey see and wonders dey happen! Yoruba people talk say if you never waka well well, you no go see squirrel wey get hunchback; but as for me, Miss WakaWaka of Nigeria aka Miss Ajala aka Binoculars, I don see pass that one oh!

[HOT DEBUT] BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Exotic Life And Times Of Ms. WakaWaka – Part 1

Let me start by introducing myself; my name is Barbie Tee, the self-proclaimed Miss WakaWaka of Nigeria. The only human being wey don travel pass Ajala wey don travel round the world, my eyes dey see pass binoculars and my ears dey pick sounds even when dem dey silent.

I am a confirm Naija babe oh. See me looking all ‘tushed’, don’t be deceived, I dey enter all the paraga joints in my locality as much as I dey crash clubs on the Lagos Island. I am that niggress that will buy ‘bend down and select’, rock it on the red carpet, and when the anchor ask, I will simply tell her I bought it from a London boutique… we all took the Packaging 101 Course naw — my favorite!

I have a policy of give and take; so if you, as a man, want to enter my territory, you need to have plenty of money because na money I dey take survive! And God forbid, I will never do ‘osho free’ all in the name of love!