Yes! Yes! I am back again and I
need not tell you it is time to read again. Third week in a row, CWAZIE MOI has been hitting high
numbers of page views and I have just one person to thank for that — you, my
fanatic reader! I really love how you insanely love my shii, so much that my
toilet bowls are getting jealous! And I know you clicked on this piece,
thinking: “warrisdis for chrissake? Is he mad?” well, you are now reading CWAZIE MOI!
After two wonderful plates of hot
Amala and Abula, I went under my shower and my brain instantly teleported to
another universe as soon as the water touched my sweaty flesh. I came out of
the bathroom with great inspiration and I am here to tell you, women, to drop
that v-burden before it is too late — yes, this is my gospel at the
moment; accept it right now or tomorrow might be too late!