#MBz HIGHLIGHTS | My First MEN-ONLY NIGHT With Jude - Part 1 To 6

Hello #MBzers!

I am sorry for the delay in rolling out new #MBz stories for your reading pleasure — especially the much anticipated sequel about Sadiq — I promise to make the wait worthwhile with explosive sequels that will be coming soon. I am so glad to inform you that AdSense just approved the blog, which means you will be opening our blog posts in web version view…. And I am here with interesting highlights from the last blockbusting sequel for you to chill with, while I finish what I am cooking.

[EPIC FINAL EPISODE] #MBz27 My First MEN-ONLY NIGHT With Jude - Part VI

If you are just joining this sequel for the first time and you are thinking of the stress of combing through the blog for previous episodes, think no further as I am here with the direct links: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V… enjoy. And apologies as we have to change the G part of the title to ‘men-only’ — AdSense prerequisite.

*picks a new bottle of vodka*

Still on this man-to-man talk, I was having this light conversation with a guy some days ago and he said, “I know how hard and painful it is to get my poops out sometimes, not to talk of having a huge nozzle entering… no, I can’t do that ‘poop’.” Trust me, I only chuckled and replied, “If hard and painful poop is your problem, then one night of men-only is the solution.”

#MBz26 My First MEN-ONLY NIGHT With Jude - Part V

I really cannot believe we are now on the fifth episode for this very gist… I guess it has been an awesome trek of life so far, so awesome that we didn’t even notice we have walked this far. And thank God for our location right now, otherwise some Men-Only Club, Movement, Association, Union, Missionary, Brotherhood, Community, Group, Gang, Household, Couple or Person might have located us with countless lawsuits for writing a story that is painting their subnormal nature with subnormal colours. Ask Alec Baldwin, who is presently under their fire, and other popular people how they had literally brushed their mouth on the floor in apologies for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time about these very special set of humans….

*sips vodka*

Under Arrest!

But who gives a flying F? This is Nigeria; it is over a decade in jail if you hug a guy for too long in the public, dude! However, I am not saying that I am not a man-only guy — you should expect a very sexy woman, who is talking about how men are after her, to sound like she is a virgin, am I right? And to all the ladies who are already concluding about my orientation, the only way to find out is to find out!

I hope you remember that I didn’t give Jude the answer to the number of girls I have been intimate with on Twitter; neither did I discourage his many advances towards me when he mentioned me and via our chats, he must have concluded that the only way to find out if I was a man-only guy — or luckily bi — was to find out. Hence, I repeat — only to my female readers — that if you want to be sure of my status, come and find out!

#MBz25 My First MEN-ONLY NIGHT With Jude - Part IV

First of all, I want to thank many of my readers who took it to the next level with me on this and deemed it necessary to send me more vodka to go on with this very intriguing story of my life — you are the best! My house is now filled with different brands (sorry, I won’t post any pictures — I am not sharing my drink) and I think I may have to go into drink distribution business soon….

okay... let me show off a bit

*sips*

#MBz24 My First MEN-ONLY NIGHT With Jude - Part III

Based On A True Story. Yes, what you are reading is based on a true story and it means you are selfish if you are the only one reading it. I expect you to share the links and invite more people to read this, and like most other true stories, we may stand the chance of stealing an Academy Award, who knows?

I am on my third ERISTOFF and you should get yours as well… you want to add wewe? Very good, but I’ll pass; I’m allergic to smoke. Thanks.

*sips*

I don’t know if any of you is expecting the answer to Jude’s question, but he or she should know that Jude didn’t get any. Sorry to disappoint you, the number of Twitter girls I have been intimate with is classified information, and it must be kept away from the public as a matter of state security.

So, let us get back to my first men-only night with Jude… and you should know that wasn’t my very first gay night. No, it wasn’t. My very first gay night was many years ago, as far back as almost two decades ago. I just finished my second year in the secondary school and was on the long break that will take me into the third year when I met the very cute Francis.

#MBz23 My First MEN-ONLY NIGHT With Jude - Part II

I hope you remember that what you are reading is ‘Based On A True Story’. However, that doesn’t mean that the possibility of spicing it up with fiction is zero. For the record, I will like you to know that I reserve the right to use any amount of fiction to mix this very true story.

Are you serious? I shouldn’t call it a true story? Do you know the percentage of fiction in all those academy award winning movies you see? As much as this is based on a true story, I also wish you know that fiction is one of its ingredients.

*sips v*

Yes, you should also remember that I met Jude on Twitter; and well, he is not the only g-man on there. Little do you know that most of these guys following your behind are really after your behind! You only need to drop some piece of shit to see the number of shit-flies in your environment.

[BRAND NEW] #MBz22 My First MEN-ONLY NIGHT With Jude - Part I

Based On A True Story — part one or two? Oh no, this is not 2 Chains album — and no, don’t prepare your mind like you want to read some academy award winning story; I will be writing this like I am here having a nice conversation with you while we are chilling with bottles of russian water. So, I will advise you to get your drink because you will need plenty of it to swallow what you are about reading.

*pours drink*

Still crystal clear in my memory is the picture of the first time a friend told me about the word ‘master bate son’, especially the look on my face when he described the physical and psychological process to reach the eventual satisfaction. In my mind, I was like “which group of sick twisted minds came up with stuffs like that?” and he must have seen that my facial feedback was so horrible that he instantly said it was some guy that told him about the whole thing.

Well, that was then, and scarcely can anything bed-ful come as a surprise at the moment. I admit there were dark days like I can still remember the first time I read about ‘phone popo’. It was from Cossy’s (yes, the massively ‘boobied’ celeb) interview in a magazine, when describing her 'koko' life with her foreign boyfriend. I wondered how it would’ve been possible — dipping the receiver into her body or what? It is actually funny when I look back at my thoughts back then and measure them with the level of my koko activities right now — nothing is any longer new.