Hey my people, as Timaya dey talk am; me sef don come again oh! I remain your very pretty Barbie Tee aka Miss WakaWaka, the girl wey
no dey carry last. I wan thank all of you for all the love
and support wey you dey dash
me; you just dey make me dey happy, and make you no worry — I
will reward all my faithful fans very soon.
I am sure some of you will be wondering who I am but don’t be surprised; I fit be your neighbour oh abi your wife sef or your sister or your friend… but for now, I am Barbie Tee. And my waka dey follow ‘BRT’ lane, so nothing fit delay or stop me… I am everywhere like MTN.
I am sure some of you will be wondering who I am but don’t be surprised; I fit be your neighbour oh abi your wife sef or your sister or your friend… but for now, I am Barbie Tee. And my waka dey follow ‘BRT’ lane, so nothing fit delay or stop me… I am everywhere like MTN.
I
tell you last week as I take discover say Johnny
na houseboy. Hmmm… na so I see am oh; a whole me, houseboy?!
Well I will have to put that story on hold to talk about something wey catch my eye wey I no fit delay to talk about — it is the one and only Peter Okoye’s wedding!
First
of all, congratulations to the couple and I wish them a happy married life. Wetin be my own? See you, we gather dey there ni… abi you no see me for
the video, make I show you my sexy Barbie
Tee’s face? ‘Egbe’, see your
mouth.
But
seriously, since that wedding don
happen, my ear don full as some people
dey talk say the guy mama no like the
girl till she die. Some even talk say the girl old pass the guy. Some dey talk say Jude no come the wedding;
say maybe he follow dem mama no like
the bride. Some kon talk am say no be
Peter get the two children wey the
girl born for am! Na then I kon shout, “Laakuli!
Chiiinekemee! Alaahuu! Jeesuuu! Solo plenty for Naija so?”
Anyways,
me I no kuku bother myself about all
those ones; if you are a celeb, you should expect people to help you spread your
dirty linen in public. In fact, they will add their own; so all those ones no dey surprise me. The only thing that got
my attention as we gather dey the
wedding was the way some guests dressed like they were there to outshine the
couple, especially the single ladies. And that is how it is with ladies these
days; they dress up like they are the bride, even better than the bride at some
weddings.
Some
ladies have taken this their man-hunting game to a desperado level, and
weddings are now the perfect expedition grounds to pull their killer stunts. Their
‘gele’ go long reach heaven, their
lips go red like blood, their necklace go full everywhere… everything about them
go dey shout: “notice me oh, brother;
I am still single, and I dey find
husband.” — kai! kilode?
I
was on my way home one Saturday when I saw three ladies trying to cross the
road to an event hall, where a wedding was going on. The heels of their shoes
were so high, they found it hard to walk comfortably, and their dresses were so
tight, I could see all the cellulite
clearly. It was really funny and since there was small traffic, I was able to
follow them well with my eyes — ‘aproko’,
trust me. But I just asked myself, “on top wetin?”
My
advice to all the brides to-be, including myself, be say make you step up with your
wedding look. Don’t allow one desperado girl to come and steal the spotlight
from you, and make sure you are beside your husband in any picture he takes, so
that people will know that you are the bride.
And
this is to everyone concerning ‘Aso Ebi’,
if you see that the price of the aso ebi
for a wedding you have to attend is more than your budget, just tell them you
have the same color or you tell them that you don’t like wearing native. Wear
an outfit you know you look well in, with matching accessories, and you
will still look good and part of the crowd. It is not by force to go and drain
your account because of someone’s wedding biko!
This
weekend is Tiwa Savage’s wedding and
I can’t wait to see all the wonders she will perform, because I know that girl.
And I trust say she no go do ‘kele kele’
wedding.
And
yes, I am sure you still want to know what I did to Johnny, you will all be
surprised at what happened when I come back next week and trust me; Johnny
learnt his lesson.
Signing
out,
Barbie Tee.
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