Celebrity Of The Week: Omotola Jalade-Ekehinde | @Realomosexy

…Then I bought the Toyota Venza and drove straight to her place, called her out, showed her the keys and whispered to her ear… “This is what I bought you for valentine.” She screamed and gave me this very wet French kiss I’ve never had before, and she said to me “baby, let’s get to the bedroom; wanna show you how happy I am.” We were on our way to the bedroom… then I woke up! *sad face* what nonsense dream? Mtcheeew!

Yeah! It is still your ever reliable nigga, Chibuzo “Hugoboss” Nwadike, and I am here with #MikellzBluez Celebrity for this Week. So, I say: welcome, take a seat, and grab a bowl of popcorn— and groundnuts maybe— and get ready to have your mind blown!

This week, our celebrity is a woman—the first woman ever to be featured on our COTW! She is hot—I repeat: SHE IS HOT! She is an epitome of beauty, bundle of talent, forever young, screen goddess, she be person wife and plenty people mama, she is a singer, she is an activist… oh no! Words cannot describe her. Our Celebrity Of The Week is no other than the Queen of Nollywood, Omotola “Omosexy” Jalade-Ekehinde! Keep on clapping and shouting please….

Celebrity Of The Week: Olanrewaju “Vector” Ogunmefun | @VectorThaViper

Yeah! *removes headphone* I have been listening to much of Drake’s songs lately; it is the month of love—you know—and it will be cool to be part of it… oshamo! Happy Valentine in advance by the way and it is still your day one nigga, Chibuzo “Hugoboss” Nwadike.

I came back from class one hot afternoon and decided to make myself a nice lunch. As I was waiting for my food to get ready, I put on my radio for company. I heard a song playing and was asking myself when Jay-Z dropped the tune that I wasn’t aware, but to my greatest amazement, the voice rapping shouted “OSHAMO” (a Yoruba word which means “You already know”). I was left with the shock of my life until the rapper screamed his name, which I quickly took to Google, and yours truly, he is a Nigerian!

Celebrity Of The Week: Olufemi “Femi Kuti” Anikulapo -Kuti | @Femiakuti

Hi #MBzers!

*clears throat* you are welcome again to another segment of CELEBRITY OF THE WEEK, exclusively brought to you by Chibuzo Nwadike.

Even with his success story that started right with his father, he hasn’t quite had an idyllic period. And having been nominated at the Grammys this year, which makes it his 4th nomination, but not getting any award (which many believe may be from his village); we are so sure that he is making a strong stratagem for a possible “next time”. And you know what they say about failure being fully accomplished by falling and not getting back up… #MikellzBluez decides to celebrate a man that will always get back up stronger from every fall by making him our “Celebrity of the Week”! He is no other person but The Prince of Kalakuta, Olufela Olufemi “Femi Kuti” Anikulapo -Kuti.

Celebrity Of The Week: Chibuzo “Phyno” Azubuike | @Phynofino

In an era where Yoruba rap has been the extravaganza … where only Yoruba rappers are the nominees in every award … he came, he brought his own style of music (Igbo rap) and he’s about to conquer … you can even say he has conquered already … call him the Playmaker, call him the Man of the Year, call him anything you want to … this week, #MikellzBluez presents you the highly exquisite and talented rapper Chibuzo “Phyno” Azubuike as the Celebrity of the Week!

Celebrity Of The Week: Olubankole “Banky W” Wellington [@BankyW]

After a week that is undoubtedly not a very good one for Mr Capable, and in our plight to shine a better light in the “Jasi” crooner, #MikellzBluez is grandly making BANKY W the Celebrity of the Week.

Celebrity Of The Week: Bright “BasketMouth” Okpocha [@basket_mouth]

As a gallant survivor of the recent massive attack he received from some of his female fans for his very funny “RAPE” joke, #MikellzBluez will like to honour the super hilarious BasketMouth as our very first Celebrity of the Week. And if you ask for my opinion about the controversial joke, I will tell you that BasketMouth just nailed the shit again—it was so on point!

GET FEATURED!! MY CRAZIEST 2013 MOMENTS — WRITE AND BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT!!!

There are so many blogs out there that focus on celebs and popularly known people, but we at #MikellzBluez care a lot about everyone, that is one of the major factors that makes us different from others. Part of our mission is to create a platform, where everyone is involved, where we can shine the spotlight on you — yes, you — that is reading this right now.

BLUEZ NOW BIGGER! #MBz30 Sadiq’s Thirst For My LOLLYPOP — Part III

“It’s a beautiful night, and I’m looking for something dumb to do; hey baby, I think I wanna marry you” it really must be something dumb to marry a girl when there are many indicators on you that portray your preference for the same gender when it comes to love. No, I am not saying Bruno Mars is gay… but who knows? Just check the guy out in the picture above, I don’t think he needs a billboard for you to see the point.

BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Exotic Life And Times Of Ms. WakakWaka - Vol. 3

I am singing the very interesting part of D’Banj’s ‘Don’t Tell Me Nonsense’, “Eyin boys, e gba oju e!” to all the enemies that want to stop my shine! But to all my fans, I am saying, “I love you all.” But no go sing that song in front of ‘area boys’ oh, na God I take beg you.

Gbagaun! Gbagaun!! Gbagaun!!! As Yoruba people dey talk am, make all the people wey dey house tell all those wey don comot say Barbie Tee don come again — the only Miss WakaWaka of Nigeria, another one is a counterfeit. When breeze blow fowl yansh, na me dey first see am … as we don start this journey together, na to just continue with me. And every week, I promise to give you all the update of wetin my eyes see, wetin my ear hear, wetin my mouth talk, wetin my nose smell, wetin my hand do, and most importantly, where my leg waka go… I no dey tire and till I grow old and my back bend, I go still dey waka.

BARBIE TEE’s Diary | Ms. WakaWaka At Peter Okoye’s Wedding

Hey my people, as Timaya dey talk am; me sef don come again oh! I remain your very pretty Barbie Tee aka Miss WakaWaka, the girl wey no dey carry last. I wan thank all of you for all the love and support wey you dey dash me; you just dey make me dey happy, and make you no worry — I will reward all my faithful fans very soon.