Yes! Yes! I am back again and I
need not tell you it is time to read again. Third week in a row, CWAZIE MOI has been hitting high
numbers of page views and I have just one person to thank for that — you, my
fanatic reader! I really love how you insanely love my shii, so much that my
toilet bowls are getting jealous! And I know you clicked on this piece,
thinking: “warrisdis for chrissake? Is he mad?” well, you are now reading CWAZIE MOI!
After two wonderful plates of hot
Amala and Abula, I went under my shower and my brain instantly teleported to
another universe as soon as the water touched my sweaty flesh. I came out of
the bathroom with great inspiration and I am here to tell you, women, to drop
that v-burden before it is too late — yes, this is my gospel at the
moment; accept it right now or tomorrow might be too late!
You may think I am crazy — which is not far from fact — but have you heard about Jacqui Beck? No, she is not the mother of Anti-Christ; neither is she the woman to sit on the beast with seven heads… maybe she is, who knows? But for now, she is not; so, no fear. But by the time I am through with telling you about her, I should raise some fear in those that are yet to part their sea for a Moses' rod, I guess….
You may think I am crazy — which is not far from fact — but have you heard about Jacqui Beck? No, she is not the mother of Anti-Christ; neither is she the woman to sit on the beast with seven heads… maybe she is, who knows? But for now, she is not; so, no fear. But by the time I am through with telling you about her, I should raise some fear in those that are yet to part their sea for a Moses' rod, I guess….
Jacqui Beck, presently 19, was
told at the age of 17 she had no vagina.
She was diagnosed with MRKH, an
unusual syndrome which affects the reproductive system — meaning she has no
womb, cervix or vaginal opening. However, specialists are presently working to make sure she is able to make love in the future. And for your information. MRKH (Mayer
Rokitansky Küster Hauser) is a congenital abnormality which affects one in 5,000 women. Women suffering from the
condition will have normally functioning ovaries and so will experience the
normal signs of puberty but will not have periods or be able to conceive. The
external genatalia are completely normal which is why MRKH isn’t usually
discovered until when the woman tries to have
sex or fails to get her period.
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| Beautiful, Innocent and Brave Jacqui Beck |
GBAM! Are you still a virgin? Waiting for that wedding night, only to discover your MRKH, eh? Forget that you are to discover it earlier as the early symptom is not seeing your periods; you may be having the periods but still fall under that strange condition! You really don’t want to wait till your honeymoon, only to discover the horror that you can never have any honey in your moon — hence, I say: do that shit now or never!
Okay, I am not really in favour
of teenage sex — I was way older at my first time — but what’s with all these
old virgins? You want to go back to God untouched? You forget that your body is
not going anywhere but inside the ground… so, what are you protecting it for? I
feel very bad every time I remember that my younger cousin left this world
without feeling the touch of a woman — not his mother’s, you idiot, you fucking
know what I am writing about!
Death is too serious but what
will you say to a blackberry broadcast I read about a stupid woman some days ago. Very
infuriating, I took the whole shit personal! Okay, she was dating a man that
showed her all the love in this world but didn’t allow him enter the place,
claiming she was a virgin… till the wedding day. After wedding, what were they
waiting for again? This girl told her man to allow her rest because she was
stressed and bullshit… and in the middle of the night, armed robbers came and
gang-raped the virginity out of her! You now ask what I would do if I was the
husband… what you would do noni.
Meeting you a virgin doesn’t guarantee
my love or decision to marry you — what if you turned out to be boring in bed? Girl,
I must confirm the kittie I will be dogging for the rest of my life jare… so, kindly ‘let your cat out of the bag’ to play with my big dog, and if they
like each other; glory be to God.
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HI, I really commend your writing skills, you are really gifted and i get trilled that you ate Amala and ewedu which gives an insight to your nationality and tribe, but my dear friend, i am not proud to associate with you on this.
ReplyDeleteI need you and your reader to think deep, what are the risks associated with premarital sex, what are the benefits and ask yourself if your reason is justifiable for girls sleeping around with every boyfriend,'menfriend', and every other interested candidates. Your statistics says 1 in 5000 women, so 4999 women should expose themselves to the risk associated with premarital sex so as to discover the one who MIGHT have MRKH according to you.
HI, I really commend your writing skills, you are really gifted and i get trilled that you ate Amala and ewedu which gives an insight to your nationality and tribe, but my dear friend, i am not proud to associate with you on this.
ReplyDeleteI need you and your reader to think deep, what are the risks associated with premarital sex, what are the benefits and ask yourself if your reason is justifiable for girls sleeping around with every boyfriend,'menfriend', and every other interested candidates. Your statistics says 1 in 5000 women, so 4999 women should expose themselves to the risk associated with premarital sex so as to discover the one who MIGHT have MRKH according to you.
Am trying to make you and your readers think 'commonsensically' without sounding religious here considering the fact that everyone has the fundamental right to religion, so u may be a satanist and that's fine! so if you are it may mean that u have no idea what the Quaran or bible says about sex (before, in and out of marriage) and I also need to make sense to you whatever your religion inclination is. So here is what i want you to know, some people (myself inclusive) are putting time, money, energy and other resources to correct the abnormality of sexual madness in the society, whereby children are rearing children, teenage pregnancy on the increase on every street and corner and history will remember you and I for either joining to correct errors or add to them.
Pure rubbish!
ReplyDeleteVery beautiful writing skills ....2b sincere wv u dier is no good reason for premarital sex, about the MRKH issue pateients can always be diagnosed of such disease. Point of correction *no offence pllss*its not 1 in 5000.
ReplyDeleteHope u knw dat kids also av access to ur blog.. Pls don't encourage dem to go abt avin sex all in d name of detectin MRKH.
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