Valentine is in the air!!! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! But what is it all about? Is it not another Christmas in barely six weeks?! Oh! Do you mean that I am over-reacting?!
Okay, I ‘collect’ but can you ask a girl to spot the differences between the
two? Other than no Christmas trees and lights, and you may not necessarily kill
a chicken or cow… Christmas and
Valentine’s Days are both the same when it comes to gifts—in a girl’s mind! I
doubt if a man won’t even spend more on gifts during Valentine compared to
Christmas!
If you’ve ever been wondering what I
will do for Valentine or you was about asking how my Valentine week is going, I
hope you now have your answer—I am powerfully here, writing shit for you to read!
And as a matter of fact, #MikellzBluez
Blog is one of the best places to be
for Valentine—no payments required—you just invite your Val, and together you
read through all our 184 xxxclusive posts! Start with 10 hilarious BARBIE TEE’s Diary Posts to play around; then our 12 classic Poems to spark up your mood; 50
xxxplosive stories (known as Mikell's
Bluez) to keep up with the flow; 6
Celebrities of the Week to get you closer to the STARS; 6 spiritual #GodFirst Posts to give you a taste of heaven, and 16 CRAZY ME Posts to chase away the
last sanity in you (sanity is not good for your health—see our 3 HEALTH 101 Posts to tell you more)
but no way to “climax” without the 6
mind-blowing Love, Sex And Relationship
Posts. Interesting part: you won’t pay a dime… just read, post comments,
and share to invite more friends to
read—isn’t that what they say Valentine’s Day is all about? SHARE!
What about my girlfriend, fiancé,
spouse, colleague, partner, company, factory, industry, conglomerate…? I don’t
even understand myself most times—do you? Guess I am certified misunderstood!
Well, as you were asking—my girlfriend, fiancée, spouse, partner, colleague, company…and
so on, is not complaining! However, if you are still so much concerned and you
are taking it personal to make sure I buy gifts for her, you may help yourself
by hugging the nearest working transformer!
Oh…are you sure you really want to
know what I am getting for Valentine? I don’t even know myself—my room is still
filled with gifts like I just came back from my wedding ceremony—I will be opening the gifts later. However, I hope
to find a Samsung Galaxy S5 (that
must be in the first gift pack, otherwise I won’t open the rest), iPhone 6, PlayStation 5 (YES! PS4 is already
stale!), iMac, keys to Bugatti or Maybach Benz 2015 (but I can manage Rolls
Royce Phantom if that is what I get), Samsung 500inches 3D Super Smart TV, mobile
Jacuzzi and swimming pool, trucks of vodka
(I don’t joke with my spirit), Return Ticket to Cayman Islands (You should know what’s going down there), Map to El-Dorado (Yes! Not a fantasy), and
what again oh? Yes! A cheque of 10,000,000,000USD!
Count the zeros again if you wish, I just said that I want a cheque of ten
billion US Dollars for Valentine; is it too much? Kill yourself!
Did you say that I am not writing with
my senses…? It is Valentine, baby! And I doubt if anything is being done with
senses on Valentine’s Day, not to talk of writing! I am sure all my ladies will
love to know that I am writing with my dick, and spermatozoa are my ink! Do I have to repeat that it is Valentine?!
A day you do crazy things—spending and straffing wildly for sure—because
there is so much love—thickened—in the air; however, if you are getting too
much love in your air and it is suffocating, use AirWick or any other ‘air freshener’ (Dr. Mikell 3F Diggz Recommendation)!
Are you reading my words, and you are
like: this is unbelievable?! Or you tapped the guy/girl beside you, saying, “can
you believe any of these shiddz?!” My apology to write this: the Bible says you will NOT enter Heaven!
Hey! Don’t you freak out on me; it’s just that I find it logically impossible
for you to believe Jesus Christ is
the Son of God or the Saviour or that He died for your sins, if you cannot
believe any of my words here! Or did you see Jesus dying for you? Did you see David killing Goliath? Or did you see Solomon
with all his wives and concubines (wish to see, at least, a movie about Solomon
though—it must have being a ‘killing’ life, I can imagine)? How come you can
believe those (historical) stories
but won’t believe what I am writing NOW?!
Logically insane!
Happy Vantazy Valentine (nothing is
what it seems)!
Mikell | @iDiGGz | Cwazie Moi™
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