#MBz08 - Sister Tola; My TOTOrial Master III

…Is it true that when someone throws a stone at you, you should throw a stone back; but if someone throws love at you, you should sit back and beware because love sure hurts more than a stone…? Then why are all these girls always asking for love when it hurts so much or why do they complain when it starts hurting like they don’t know it would? And why do love hurts so much despite the entire sweet attribute we give it? Love is calm, simple, caring, and beautiful; it tolerates, endures, protects, and lasts forever + eternity; it doesn't fight, get jealous, backfire, back-bite, take advantage, and envy… I am CONFUSED!

Well, it is none of my business — I'm done with love (meaning that I don't need any more of it; I have enough) — so it is left for you people looking for love to be ready for the shit that comes with it. One advice for my guys: You better wise up when it comes to love/relationships/marriage otherwise you will be sharing the bitter drinks with Michael Jordan, The Dream, Mark Anthony, 9ice, Bow Wow, Soul E, Nas, Timaya, Charlie Sheen, and the recent member, Chris Brown (just to mention few of the members of 'Men with Shattered Hearts' Club…).

Please let us drop the love talk because I'm back with the conclusive part of my ‘flexcapade’ with Sister Tola, so let’s get going (oh! You don't want it to finish it now? Okay, I'll see what I can do about that). Yes, Sister Tola was writing with body language, and if there's any language I can't read on earth; it is definitely NOT body language. I was following everything she was saying even when she was not tweeting. Following her word by word and it was almost getting to the character limit but we were yet to upload what was on our minds…. We buzzed, pinged and poked like millions of time though — yes! She buzzed whenever I touched that place and the reaction of my longthing was like an agama aggressively acknowledging a situation like: Ping! Ping! Ping! Do you still need me to analyze the 'pokes'?

Don't get it twisted, I'm not the type that kisses and tell! I don't do it and I don't even enjoy listening to such… So, flock it! These are my Bluez and it is up to me to confirm the reality of it all. But for now, enjoy the humour, and you can effin hug a transformer if you can't stand my creativity!

So, after several Social networking but not enough connection availability to upload, we had to go wireless. And to further confuse me about the minds of these ‘Sisters’, Sister Tola suggested we change access points and the nearest available (you should understand we were under fire) point was the COMMON ROOM — the place you attend to your visitors when you don't want to disturb your roommates!

You can't imagine the proximity of the connection when we got there — Google Search was one-touch and pages were opening at the speed of click. I ensured the connection was secured to avoid infiltration of spyware, virus, bacteria or fungi; you should never trust the internet — it’s always risky! So, with my Explorer ready — Nope! Firefox was and is still faster, though I've upgraded to Google Chrome now — don't try! So, with my Firefox loading and the Homepage readily opened, the rest, they say, was story. But the story didn't end there….

… Mikell'z Bluez Continuez…

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