“Baby,
I was born this way … I was born this—” Sharrrraappp! Don’t just piss me the
fhuck off, otherwise I will transfer
the anger I was born with on you! Oh, so you don’t know that an average Nigerian is born with anger, eh?
And like the problems of Nigeria are not enough, you cursed homo mothafuckas
thought it was time to install your plugin… but thanks to God for the once-in-a-lifetime-sensible
lawmakers, who didn’t wait for the fire to spread beyond control like “boko” before they pour water on it.
We all know that Nigeria’s Anti-Gay Marriage Law is just another
Nigerian (or say, human) law—it really doesn’t exist. Or do you want to tell me
that those Sharia leaders don’t patronise
the “ladies of the night”? No, you
can’t tell me that those hotels built in the North are just for sleeping and waking… the hypocritical laws
were made to effectively reduce how man abuses his freedom; otherwise we
will have every Musa and Aminat hammering each other at every
corner of the streets like goats….
Did I just say “Aminat”?
“Oh yeah” comes with nonstop slurps as reply, “yes, you just called my
name, Mikell… awww-yeah!”
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oqdsbuqij ajiyedt jhekosidm jsahedj [PLAY]
My banana getting peeled and a wave of
excitement runs like Usain Bolt all
over my body… “This gon be beautiful,”
I tell myself, “better just stay with my eyes closed—and hope Aminat will be
the first girl to actually suck the ‘marrow’
out of my bone!”
"this gon' be beautiful..." |
“ooohhh…”
I can feel a
very wet circle slowly going down on my “banana” in an attempt to swallow it at
once… and then, it slides up back—and down again—and up—and down—and “oh my gawd!”
What is sweeter
than waking up to a very wet slurp on your “bone”? The sweetness comes from
your sleepy self, and how it moves to your awaken self is the most awesome shit
that can happen in the morning to any living man. Yes, I was already awake
before Aminat got here; however she is actually Rambo-killing my first morning
Rocky militant… and—
“oh fhuuuccckkkk!”
Feeling licked
like a dog does and suddenly one of my big balls starts to receive some wet attention
while the “knob” at the top keeps
getting fast and energetic rubs like I am a door that Aminat is trying to open….
Life is good…
God made sure of this. And whoever discovered the effect of a mouth on man’s
bone must’ve really visited Paradise when he did. And is a woman’s divinely programmed
touch on man not good enough that some men thought another man’s touch is
preferable? And those sick girls claiming to be bi-shit, why do you still get a
“charger-like toys” for your “charging points”? Like you need God to
come and tell you that: “For every Mikell, is an Aminat!”
“Did I just say “Aminat”?”
The head of my anaconda stays in Aminat’s
mouth while she keeps strangling the neck like a monster trying to suck the
life out of the reptile. All I hear are various versions of “Hmmm…” “Haaa…” “Yeeaaah…”
and “Ooohhh” amongst other un-writable sounds….
“Go
deeper…swallow that shit…play with those balls…get that—oh yeah!”
Oh my lord! Did Aminat just deep-throat
on my thick nigga? Shit—I just felt her lips touching my belly skin while my
nigga was lost in limbo… men, that was awesome and I can feel her working
enough saliva on the thick stick. This is so sweet… I wonder how she lives in
Italy—you know the popular stories we hear everyd—
Aminat is now mainly working her
magical hands on my nigga; one holding it down and intermittently clasping on the
balls, while the other goes up and down from the head to the neck and intermittently
stopping at the barbed part to working on the strangling mission… and “fhuuuuccccckkkkkk!” this shit is out of this world!
Taking a quick suck, kiss and putting
more wetness to make the whole process the most lubricated shit on the planet… I
can feel my engine revving up and my whole body vibrating in anticipation for
the volcanic eruption about to take place!
“Yes!”
I hear her scream out, “Give me everything you’ve got, naughty big Mikell!”
She must’ve felt that the volcano was
about to erupt as I can feel her mouth, all of a sudden, enveloping my bone in
her mouth as I the marrow forcefully makes its way out in xxxplosive jets!
“Grrrrrruuuuuaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!”
Shit! Aminat didn’t let my bone go off
her mouth for a second, lest some of the marrow fluid waste… wow, it was
awesome as she let go and all the fluid spills down back like volcanic lava
streaming down the rock.
My Face to tell a "good" girl... "Well Done!" |
“Who
can do me like I do myself? Maybe the first girl to suck my marrow outta my
bone” I think to myself as I walk into my bathroom and put on the tap to
wash my hands. “That was awesome—yeah!”
*Phone rings*
I quickly dry my hands with the towel
and run to the device, and on the device—speaking of the devil—displays: “Aminat calling….”
[the end]
…MikellzBluez Continues…
#MBz41 ©
2014
hian !nice writing sha
ReplyDeleteRotflmfao!!!!!!! Wanker!!!!!! Lool..... I totally burst into laughter when I got to the part where you just finished wanking... Lol... And then, leave our gays alone ooh... We love them & of course we know that the stupid 14yrs law is jargons!! Even if they are all jailed, they'll jez continue their gayness in jail.... And some will prolly wank too!! Lool.... Mikell come oh, na vaseline you use abi na lotion?? ;)
ReplyDeleteLOOL!!! ....this killed me
ReplyDeleteWow..nice
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