Showing posts with label Italian Job. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Italian Job. Show all posts

Saturday, 18 January 2014

[FINALE] #MBz41 - Aminat And Her XXXPLOSIVE Italian Job — Part IV


“Baby, I was born this way … I was born this—” Sharrrraappp! Don’t just piss me the fhuck off, otherwise I will transfer the anger I was born with on you! Oh, so you don’t know that an average Nigerian is born with anger, eh? And like the problems of Nigeria are not enough, you cursed homo mothafuckas thought it was time to install your plugin… but thanks to God for the once-in-a-lifetime-sensible lawmakers, who didn’t wait for the fire to spread beyond control like “boko” before they pour water on it.

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

#MBz40 - Aminat And Her Italian XXXPLOSIVE Job — Part III


Someone once asked via comments if these are the most appropriate shits to write about, considering the many bullshits happening in the world today like there are not enough websites and blogs distributing news by the second… no, I won’t engage my creativity in a room so stuffy that even your original contents may not be appreciated as there are lots of these lazy mofos waiting to steal them without even giving you credit. I am here doing my thing in my own way—something few popular bloggers do—and I am proud to inform you that I am growing every day with this… just wait till you see Ellen DeGeneres or Oprah Winfrey feature me on their shows before you know that this is effing real.

Sunday, 12 January 2014

#MBz39 - Aminat And Her Italian XXXPLOSIVE Job — Part II


It is very funny but so true that some people are in the year 2014 while many others are in 2013C… meaning the New Year actually gives nothing to many except for the change in calendar. But tell you what: #MikellzBluez has started giving out super new shits and is promising to give you more, even if nothing is making the New Year anything new to you.

Thursday, 9 January 2014

[2014's FIRST] #MBz38 - Aminat And Her XXXPLOSIVE Italian Job — Part I


*stretches*

Oh my urrrrggghh! 2013 was a year… now, this is 2014. My crossover night had been so long, or why am I just waking up? So, being the first to read my words in the New Year, let me tell you this line that I’ve been hearing for almost three decades but don’t know if it at all affects the whole year… “Happy New Year”!