[CWAZIE MOI] B!%@#&S Over MONEY!!

First of all (don’t “go down low” please), something is not very right with the title — no, the words are in the right order — my choice for ‘b!%@#&s’ instead of the real b-word is something you should know that I am too insane to do. #MikellzBluez is currently under content review by AdSense and they do not support adult contents for their services. So, we are working at ensuring a thorough makeover for the blog by censoring all our adult texts and images, and that means you will have to catch up with most of our codes and slangs. We express massive apologies to all our fervent readers and fans.

Yeeeaaaahhh! I am back again and I am going straight to the matter, no play for four people — I hope you get that; lots of codes and slangs will be going on, don’t be left behind. Anyways, as much as I love and can die for Lil Wayne, the guy said something I can never agree with. I was listening to his “Get That Money” rap with Birdman on their “Like Father Like Son” album and he was like: “money, money, money — that’s my intuition//money over b!%@#&s — such an easy decision.” No nigga, you can’t tell me that… and I wasn’t through with Wizzy when Bow Wow came with a full track of shouting “Money over B!%@#&s” with Meek Mill — the F is wrong with these people? If that Bow Wow doesn’t have anything to say, he should better just keep to the 106 and Park Show and do countdowns for those who have stuffs to say! Then I come on Twitter and I see all these poor ‘mofoz’ — who are not making enough for their mouth — feeling like hustlers when they tweet the wrong line… I simply shake my head, but it now time to nail this bull’s excretion once and for all!

First fact you should know, money over everything — even you! And in some funny scenarios, some people will choose money over life; ask the rich man that refused to cooperate when armed robbers visited him, he was killed and the money was eventually taken away — now that was stupid, but I am just saying that money is over almost everything.

And if you are so quick to agree with the fallacy that “money over women”; please ask that girl to choose between you and money and see what she will go for. Even ask her to choose between money and her whole family… if you know the answer, then you should know that money is not just over b!%@#&s but all of you! As a matter of fact, only a mad husband, wife or family will say you shouldn’t choose money instead of them, so far you will meet later in the nearest future to enjoy the ‘mula’ together!

I am so sure that your mother will ask you to slap the other cheek if you are asked to slap her for ten million naira… she will even ask you to slap her twice, maybe they will double the money!

So, I recently listened to that Lil Wayne’s rap and the “…such an easy decision” part kept ringing in my brain… till I shouted “No! That ish isn’t easy, goddammit!”

Some corporation wants to carry out an expensive research on this trending fallacy and they ask you to choose between money and women for the rest of your life, what will you choose? Get me right: they will spoil your life with money till you die but you will never see a woman (or man-woman, in case you turn gay) talk less of talking or touching any… or they will provide you with the most gorgeous of women to keep your company in all manners for the rest of your life — now, choose one!

Okay, for the rest of your life seems too long. The same corporation says you should stay away from women totally for a whole year and pick two million naira cheque at the end of the year… or no income for you but a constant supply of great women in your house to satisfy you for the whole year — such an easy decision?

And you should know that no matter how much the money is, you just can’t trade some very special women for it. Or do you think it was easy for Nicki Minaj to say she keeps a million dollar kittie? You don’t want to tell me that you will choose 100 million USD over Beyoncé or Halle Berry when some 100 million dollar rich men are still yards away from them. Having women like these makes you think you just fulfilled your mission on this planet… or what are you looking for again?

How Much Did You Say Is Over Me?

We all know that your reptile can never do without looking for a damp cave to settle in, so take it easy when you thoughtlessly regard women like they don’t mean s#!t. Fact is everyone will pick money, irrespective of the gender, when it comes to a very short-term sacrifice but trading nature for money is not possible. And it is even evidently easier for a woman to do without a man than a man without a woman … I will advise my men to better stop making these women feel unappreciated, if we don’t want them to go like ‘ASUU’.

#Cwaziest

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