Yo #MBzers!
You are welcome to the #MikellzBluez highlights… take a bowl of
popcorn, have a seat and re-watch as every scene unfolds with successive
inclination to reach the climax of your ultimate satisfaction—put your pants
back on, pervs! Yeah, I sure picked
my line from the previous highlight—well, it’s mine, so I didn’t steal shit! Anyways,
I know you would be lying if you say you didn’t enjoy the last Bluez sequel… so
these are the brief highlights for those that missed them, and direct links to
also see the full posts, enjoy!
PART
I
*stretches*
Oh my urrrrggghh! 2013 was a year… now,
this is 2014. My crossover night had
been so long, or why am I just waking up? So, being the first to read my words
in the New Year, let me tell you this line that I’ve been hearing for almost
three decades but don’t know if it at all affects the whole year… “Happy New
Year”!
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*phone rings
— random number*
“Hello
Mikell! Yaaay!”
*suddenly
finds myself before a firing squad—ratatatatatata!*
“So you
don’t know my voice, Mikell,” she asks, “and after, you will be singing love
into my ears, eh?” but I remain silent “anyways, it is Aminat.”
PART
II
“I am in Ibadan!”
*rubs eyes and blinks to confirm my
sleeplessness*
“I am so sorry, baby…” I am crazy, I
know, “nothing evil will happen to my baby in Jesus name.”
“I’ve heard you oh,” she waves off my
fake apology and I can feel it in my ears, “anyways, my brother is getting
married to a Yoruba girl in Ibadan, so we are lodging at one hotel like that at
Bodija—I can’t remember the name.”
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“Alakia” Come and see fast correction,
autocorrect is learning, I swear.
[PAUSE] I swear some sick god—Loki,
maybe—must be messing with my head right now….
PART
III
And talking of timelines, I should
brief you how I met Aminat on my twitter timeline. Okay, it was on a good day
that I was scrolling through tweets on my timeline, obviously scanning for
tweets to attack with repartees or those that needed my sexual replies, and then
I saw her tweet: “can too much sex kill someone?”
“Yeah, Mikell” her voice comes on, “we
just parked in front of the house popularly known as ‘six flat’ in your area or
is that not where you said you stay?”
My eyes are shut—no way I will see
myself in this unkempt manner with the super beautiful Aminat—but I can hear as
she moves closer, and my inner eyes make me believe she is beaming with smile….
“Hmmm… finally seen the mighty Mikell 3F Diggz”
PART
IV
Did I just say “Aminat”?
“Oh yeah” comes with nonstop slurps as reply, “yes, you just called my
name, Mikell… awww-yeah!”
“…this
nigga stays hard and strong in the ring, no matter how much a girl—or fifty
girls—blows it. Many girls have been employed to have his head gushing with
that exhilarating white blood but none had been successful with their “jobs”.”
I can feel a
very wet circle slowly going down on my “banana” in an attempt to swallow it at
once… and then, it slides up back—and down again—and up—and down—and “oh my gawd!”
“Go
deeper…swallow that shit…play with those balls…get that—oh yeah!”
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Do you have a story and you
want us to feature it on #MikellzBluez?
Don’t worry about the credits; you are getting them in full … just send your
stories to mikellzbluez@gmail.com and we shall
get back to inform you if we can publish your creative material or not. Thanks.
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