Do
you know what happens when a shawty
post "I'm missing you" or "I love you" as facebook status?
Asides that comments & likes will be over 95 each, you will see some
jobless guys fighting over the girl while she will be catching her fun at their
expense (sorry case— I don’t know why some guys are so daft that they
practically drag their gender pride in shit!)… Well, rarely will you see a guy
post the same update and see more than 2comments, in which the guy must have
replied the 1st comment… And mind you, I tried it once. I posted 'I love you,
baby' and well, I got some comments from some people out of jealousy or wish that
I was talking about them… But you see? I had lots of ‘behind-the-wall’ troubles
(they never appeared on my wall at all!). Calls and sms kept coming in like I
just got a Customer Care job and it wasn't funny! "I love you too…", "Oh! That
was sweet of you…", "do you mean me? It must be me ni…", "hello my love, I just saw
your fb post & I love you too… you know what I love & missed most on you? your
d***!" (Oh boy, I can't laugh)
Well,
I came out with 2 episodes of Mikell'z
Bluez days ago &I've been getting some serious comments that I'm so
full of shidd (but I ask them, "why do you think I stink?!"), some even wondered
if this is a result of an OD or I wrote this stoned… but the truth is you have to be on another level to dig whatever you read here— I'm simply
writing for the super-normal…
Take
it or leave, but I'll advise you to take it and leave as I continue my '1st
Love' story… Yeah, the Ife came on board & I felt like a Yakuzi Don because this girl was super cute… I had my life's 1st kiss
but I didn't tell her that was my 1st kiss (if she knew I kissed well because of my plenty
practice with oranges, she probably
would've sent me off earlier than planned!).
You
should know that when you fall in love in those days, you usually exchanged
several documents of contract &
agreement (I mean all those love letters & poems — lots of poets then, I
can imagine!). Well, we exchanged some but the most important 'CLAUSE' in those docs that gave me rest
of mind and made me further roll in the mud called love were the DURATION that was repeated in almost all the paragraphs— FOREVER+ETERNITY! "…our
love forever…", "… I will love you for eternity…", "…we shall continue in our
eternal love, even in the afterlife…" (Don't you effin laugh!)
But
the shocker was eternity didn't exceed a WEEK! And the insult on this injury was this
all-new attitude of this girl like she wasn't this one that wrote and said all those sweet nonsense (like you call it) before! And you know why she crossed the thin line that separates love and hate?
Guess while I take lick, or is it leek? lik, laek, leak, link, liq or warreffa!
#ideygopizz!
…Mikell'z
Bluez Continued…
#MBz03
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