#MBz02 - My Dark Days With Ife I

Yeah… My name is Mikell, no mistakes! FINEBOI, my g-men friends keep saying; PLAYBOY, the ladies keep calling; the BEST that could ever happen to my EXez; the STRIKER when it comes to bed games — ask your girlfriends and they will confirm it!! Why will you ask your mommy to know if I'm bad? Ask your sisters & girlfriends, and you can also read my CV!! Or why do you think these girls tattooed my face on their jugs…?!! Enough talk about me, let’s get to today's Bluez… Oh! You are already wetting… (I mean your mouth is watering…)!!

Okay, I've been thinking lately about my days on campus & you can't imagine what happened in those days (hope you are not having the wrong imaginations? That’s your own cup of garri sha). Well, I met lots of people— beautiful, pretty, sweet, proud, ugly, boring, selfish, adventurous, naive, dangerous, stupid, godly, inferior, sexy, industrious, crazy… Lots of them but I don't seem to forget some special ones (that you fall into the category 'special' doesn’t mean it’s positive— Clifford Orji was a special human being!!) & surely I'll find it so difficult to forget them, especially this cute girl— Ife (Definitely not her real name)!

You know how guys tells stories to let the girls know that cheating was inspired by girls themselves, well I got my own story… &I'm going to write a novel out of the personal experience! But a little whiff of it here for your salivation…

The story was back in the dark days because no girl will make such advancement today & get that same response as Ife did— I usually knock myself in the head whenever I remember those days— TERRIBLE! I met Ife when I was trying to date Kemi (I doubt if I've had a friend with that name before, so don't go through my auto-biography to fish her out!). So, meeting Ife at that moment threw me in a 'past-present-continuous' situation because she (Ife) suddenly was all over me with Love Stories &it seemed like WE were the ‘Beginning and End’ of LOVE! So, I was on a campaign to win a heart while another waz crushing all roman soldiers just for my heart… So, I postponed my war and allowed Ife in… But the most interesting part was she was the 1st girl I shared love with— so, I thought that was all I would be needing till the end of time (Guess I've learnt so much afterwards…), more so when she promised loving me forever+eternity… (Oh… Gimme few minutes to laugh at myself please…) HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa…

…Mikell'z Bluez Continued…

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