I just discovered I am not a nice guy — don’t let my visuals and audio
fool you — my drama is all about removing whatever costume you have on and have
my weapon of mass pleasure have you blown all over the props; and if I do not
leave you lifeless when I am done, it is sure that you will be reeling away
with every cell in your body shouting hallelujah. Story, eh? How about we act
it and take over the whole of ‘nollywood’
with the motion picture?
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| Miley should just say, “Mikell,
oya!!” |
It is so funny how #MikellzBluez
started and many of my female bed-ual admirers took off — like the “d**ks took
flight” in Jay-Z’s ‘Holy Grail’ rap — with the fear I will someday
come here to write a chronicle about whatever we might have together. Little do
they know that not every fling or relationship is that interesting to put into
words… like your friend asked about your time with that new girl that just left
your room and you just be like: “err… she was there”!
For the records, ‘good girls’ bore me, so I either turn them to freaks or drop them off without notice.
And I keep some crazy bad girls, they are so crazy that whenever we shoot a
movie, they act better than stars (you don’t want a movie like that to leak and
see her not ‘ruling the world’ like Kim
K — oops! I mean Beyoncé). And yes,
I have some very crazy girls that are already getting worried that I am yet to
write about them like: “get this shit out there, Mikell; I want to read about me
already”!
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| Yes! Bad Girls Like
These!! |
Wait, do I sound like a bad guy? Oh no, far from it — I am just addicted
to bad girls and I love doing crazy things. And from records, I heard some very
powerful pastors (or should I say ‘men of God’) actually got married to women
with super powers (salute to all the women that can fly with no cape on and a
large ‘S’ on their chests — you’re sure
doper than superman) and my question
is: how did that ever happen? Well, there are many questions on this earth with
answers only in heaven. So, tell me why all of you are so quick to castigate Samson for his ‘blind love’ for Delilah?
Oh? I said ‘blind love’ and that answers it all, eh? Please, what is love
if it is not blind? I am not a doctor of love and the fact that the love out
here now possesses a perfect sight — and is even registered with an optician in
case of any slightest accident — is the reason I am not inclined to believe
that love exists! Romeo and Juliet was a story, right? What of Mark Antony and Cleopatra? Bonnie and Clyde? Alexander I of Serbia and Draga
Masin? I don’t think there is love if you’re not going against what is
called ‘normal’, and that was what happened in the case of Samson and Delilah!
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| Romeo And Juliet |
Do you think it is a joke that T-Pain
‘is in love with a stripper’? Or do you think that ‘good girls’ falling in love
with ‘bad guys’ and ‘bad girls’ that are being overly loved by ‘good guys’ are
all fantasies? So, I don’t understand why you all are still busy judging Samson
for falling in love for a woman, who was used by the enemy’s camp — isn’t that
how many great men fell? And do you even know how gorgeous the said Delilah
was, I am sure she must’ve been flyer than an eagle; my guy just had to port
one time! The guy knew what he was getting into as he had once married from the
enemy camp before.
Oh, Delilah eventually led Samson to his death? Well, if you check
yourself properly, I am sure you will know that the woman with you is so
killing you bit by bit, however you love it — now, that is love! Forget all
those pretending characteristics of love; it is not love if it is not crazy and
killing!
And yes, you may say Samson was the stupidest man in history, but tell
me if your mouth don’t just run as soon as that woman grabs your balls like a
keeper. Alright, he gave a fake secret the first time and they tried killing
him (na play naw — no biggie), he did a second and third time, and death flew by
— like I said, no love if it is not dangerously killing — but finally giving
out his original secret is a lesson about sacrifice! Delilah didn’t lie to
Samson, if you know; she just didn’t tell him her intentions, which he must’ve known
from all the experiences he had before, no matter how keen the woman desired
the knowledge. And yes, my man actually sacrificed his life for a trusted love —
or what was it about if it wasn’t love? Now, how many of you are still opting
for love? Fakers like you.
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| Love Like This Is
Rare… |
Oh, I have someone who is in love right now… his name is Kanye West! Don’t laugh at my nigga yo;
he is really doing well at his love for Kim
K. And just like Samson will tell you, I can say that not every successful man
has a woman behind him trying to expand his success… I won’t say Kim is not
supporting Kanye but since he has been involved with her, nigga kind of lost
his magic wand in that hole and his tricks nowadays mostly appear forced. I read
a recent report that only 4000+ fans showed up at one of his shows at a centre
built to contain 16000+ people! So many aggressive stunts coming up every day
and his ‘Yezzus’ tour shows getting
postponed abruptly… someone said Ye is on his period, but I fear it is the
stress of breastfeeding North.
Oh come on, love is beautiful… I just hope Kim is not the Delilah for
Kanye, and we are all here witnessing the downfall of the once untouchable
rapper! Mark Antony loved Cleopatra till death; Bonnie went all the way till
the end with Clyde and you know that Titanic love story as well… Samson wasn’t different
and he is the craziest of them all.
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| Bonnie And Clyde |
So readers, please keep the love burning… till I come back again.
#Cwaziest
Note: We are changing the category from ‘Cwazie Moi’ to ‘Crazy Me’ …
same thing, just a better spelling. *laughs*
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