THE BLUEZ ARE BACK!! #MBz28 Sadiq’s Thirst For My LOLLYPOP — Part I

Yes! Yes! I am back! You are back! The BLUEZ are back! And what is #MikellzBluez without the Bluez? That is like me without you, eh? That’s a shii I don’t like! And apologies for the break in transmission, I am working so much at giving you the best reading experience whenever you come here, and you can be sure that the Lord is my strength. I hope you enjoyed the last highlights I posted last week on “My First MEN-ONLY NIGHT With Jude”; more highlights on the previous #MBz posts will be coming up intermittently to give new readers the opportunity to read my old sequels.

And yes, I promise to resume from my short break with my wonderful time with Sadiq — no, I didn’t forget, did you? Well, here we go again on another trip through how they’ve wanted me to join the men-only system, which I am not telling you that I am not a member already. Just that the tactics used by these guys to literally penetrate me from behind and how I responded are something you will enjoy reading about.

So, just like Dayo (CLICK HERE to know more about Dayo), it was also when I was in the university that I met Sadiq. And yes, in my same hostel, however he wasn’t an occupant; he was a classmate to an adjacent neighbour in my hostel. I entered my neighbour’s room to ask for something I can’t remember and there was this guy who couldn’t stop staring at me — Beyoncé in the building or what?

Well, he didn’t stop at staring but called me some strange name like he knew me from somewhere — OMG! See immortal technique without rap — and as a girl he was trying to ‘chyke’, I told him that wasn’t my name and that he wasn’t the first person to mistake me for some superstar … or should I quickly tell you where the ‘Diggz’ in my name came from? Alright, back to when Yahoo Messenger was my addiction, I met this white girl who said I looked so much like Taye Diggs… and bam, my girlfriends didn’t stop calling me Diggz! And to flaunt my fine face and popular head shape, I should tell you that I have had 2Face, Michael Power, Michael Jordan … and even Kanye West on my list of celebrity lookalikes overtime.

Okay, back to my Base On A True Story, Sadiq instantly fell in love with me — he later told me. This guy would come with his classmate to my hostel for nothing but to steal looks at me, and would often express ill feeling that I didn’t ask after him from my neighbour on the days he didn’t come with him. 2Face said “No be small thing oh” and P-Square replied, “Wahala dey!”

You can imagine that situation when you are seriously crushing on a girl and you are always visiting her… but she doesn’t even care at all to notice you and your many struggles to put yourself on the scene. Sadiq would start accusing me that I was always not in my room whenever he came and I would start wondering if my dad assigned an undercover bodyguard to make sure I was using the toilet when I was supposed to… like: who is this guy? However, I would politely tell him that I was always at home except I went to my girlfriend’s place. And even if he had knocked my door when my girl was around, there was no way I would answer such — confidential contracts don’t need any third party! So funny how he was trying to enter me but I didn’t even know he was at the door, especially with the fact that this guy kind of looked like a Deeper Life Bible Church member.

Well, after much of “you were not in your room when I came with Taiwo (my neighbour) to see you”, he had me give him a visitation appointment… only he and God knew what he was looking for, till he came and all was revealed to me as well.

I hope you remember that he once called me a name the first day we met — I cannot remember the name, so don’t let me guess. Well, he told me that the name belonged to a friend so dear to his heart, and I looked and acted so much like the said person. As much as my appearance reminded him of the said friend, the twist was that he died few years before then, and Sadiq said he actually thought I was his friend’s reincarnation the first day he saw me.

And as a reputation that I cannot hide, Sadiq also noticed my collection of different brands and volumes of girls. And he didn’t mince words to tell me about what led to his friend’s early death… guess what? AIDS! In my mind, I was like: “oh my gawd… how did I allow myself in the same room with a guy who will spend the next hours telling me about Christ and the original sin?” if only I knew what that intro was actually meant for… I am so laughing out as I am about telling you that Sadiq was a real work — that guy would be successful as a ‘working’ boy!

While I Love Pumping Girls … These Boys Wanna Pump Me — Habatical?

I actually thought he cared about my physical and spiritual health when he told me that too many girls and obviously HIV was the cause of his dear friend’s death… till he mentioned a high-paying movie that one of his cousins was doing in the UK, and also expressed his wishes to have me join him in featuring, as the movie makers were planning to come to Nigeria soon. Wow! Mikell F Diggz was about to be a superstar eventually… but what movie was he talking about?

…MikellzBluez Continues…

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