[My Bluez] Touching Tales: PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS by @wilDEE__

I plagued my stomach with a plate of hot pepper soup. An excuse to avoid a proper breakfast, but that was all I could afford—for now, I guess. At least, it was something; something to keep my mouth warm and my eyes sharp.

Kissed my wife goodbye and hoped I was back at home by 9:00PM.

Gone…. Gone after the fast life of chasing those ‘danfos’ if I plan on getting into any. Avoided the ‘mopols’ for unnecessary early morning slap; I had to find my way to the top with clear eyes, not a red one. And I still have to make it to work before 7:30AM.

[VALENTINE’s SPECIAL] Exodus to Happiness: After Valentine by @wilDEE__ [My Bluez]

He watched her as she stayed laid, almost so lifeless. Still. The sight that once fascinated him now brought him much to THINK. Her chest sank slowly, into the cozy bed they found themselves in-after last night’s RENDEVOUS. And she was still breathing. BEAUTIFUL, He thought. Her dark shimmered under the tinge light that managed to creep into the room. And part from the pale light and the melancholic song hovering in the air, all that was left was darkness-thick blinding darkness consumed the entire room and his thoughts….

It was Valentine’s Day. And here he was trapped in a box with someone he considered his life. But she was more than that. The aura of pleasure stinking him, spilling bits of ecstasy all other his body as he soaked himself in his thoughts once more.

Confession: 50 Different Ladies’ Pants But All Have Been Used For Money Rituals [My Bluez]

“…this one—no…this one—no…even this one has been used…Kola, don’t let me lie to you, destinies of ladies who own all these pants in front of me have all been stolen and used for money—every single one of them!”

Baba’s words keep reiterating in my head as I consider how unlucky I have been on my plight to make “ritual money”… but most importantly the shock of my life that I received as he told me that every one of those pants’ owners have been “used” already. Wait! The last batch of pants I took to this man was fifty oh, meaning fifty girls’ destinies have been confirmed “stolen”… and that is just the little I know!

[My Bluez Exclusive] How I Almost Crushed My Twitter Crush … by Abraham | #MBzer Of The Month [January]

Hi guys my name ιs Alodinho, nσ† one of my well known nicknames †нσugh. I’m nσ† much of α story teller, I don’t kiss αη∂ tell either; just wanna give MBzers something “blogocracy” to read.

Lemme just get on wι†н †нε story, shall we? Okay cool!

Hmmm… Titi! Yes, that’s her name. Sorry guys, I’m nσ† going to use her handle because she does nσ† tweet anymore… although I would нαvε loved †σ cc her handle because she mentioned me ιη her last tweet, which was about—chill, lemme check her handle, okay—217 days from now. *covers face*

[My Bluez] Painful Pasts: How I Blew “30 Million In One Night” … by Tega

“…thirty million in one night…thirty million in one night…thirty million in one night…thirty million in one night…thirty million in one night…thirty million in—”

That very line in Jay-Z’s “Holy Grail” rap kept ringing in my head like a spoilt compact disc in a CD player, as I sat down wondering what I just did to myself… that line wasn’t made for Mike Tyson alone, I swear! How did I even get myself in this godforsaken situation?

[My Bluez] Sweet Secrets: “Killing” Sharon, The Amazing ASSassin … by Cas

Hi, I’m Cas… nope, not my real name. I’ve been putting off sending this story for so long but the urge to share this with you guys is just too much for me to resist, so here I am airing my dirty linens … why are you covering your nose naw? It still smells fresh…no be you wan read story ni? Before I start with the story, let me tell you guys a little about myself: I’m 19, insanely handsome and very well endowed… seriously, Mikell has got nothing on me.

[Dear MBzers] As A “Born-Again”, How Do I Stop My Masturbation? — Ted

Dear MBzers,

I am a twenty-two-year old and a 400-level student in one of the federal universities, who recently gave his life to Christ. You know what the Bible say about being in Christ and everything becoming “new”; well, everything has miraculously changed positively about my life… well, almost everything.

[My Bluez] Sweet Secrets: How I "LOST" My Virginity … by Annabelle

Definitely not my real name, so don’t stress yourself. I am a huge fan of #MikellzBluez and I saw a post sometimes ago calling on readers to send in funny and crazy stories about things that has happened to them. I waited for long to see stories under this segment but they never came; probably people ignored it or they are shy to share naughty stories about themselves. So I decided that there is no biggie in being the first to do this… as a matter of fact, I will remain the pioneer even when people starts to share sweeter secrets. So, thinking of what to write, I eventually concluded that I should share the funny and crazy secret of how I lost—I’d rather say disposed though—my virginity.

[Dear MBzers] Is It Likely That I Am NOT HIV Positive? — Ted

I noticed that #MikellzBluez posts mature contents and I believe that the readers are also mature, so I just want to ask you all a question that has been bothering me since last year… not so far away, right? Not a time for jokes though.

GET FEATURED!! MY CRAZIEST 2013 MOMENTS — WRITE AND BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT!!!

There are so many blogs out there that focus on celebs and popularly known people, but we at #MikellzBluez care a lot about everyone, that is one of the major factors that makes us different from others. Part of our mission is to create a platform, where everyone is involved, where we can shine the spotlight on you — yes, you — that is reading this right now.

#MBzer Of The Month: Ajibade | The Legend Of Sandra And Zeus D Lord [Bluez In My Words]

So I was asked to pick up my pen, which I haven’t done in few months now, I am so sure that my diary misses me already. Unlike Mikell, who is a vodka drinker, player, boycotter, and that craaay dude I trained; I am gentle, peaceful, intelligent, handsome, and as reserved as I can be. I am a girl loving dude, so we still have few things in common; such is this story I am about to tell you about this surprising incident that rocked my world for long….