[Season’s Special] #MBz33 - Mikell’s Christmas Cruise — Part II

If I should ask you to tell me what you got for Christmas yesterday, I know you will come up with some fantastic list that are actually fantastic! And a fabulous list will surely be provided if I should ask what presents you shared for Christmas… but you may also be factual with your list, who knows? I’m just writing. And today is the Boxing Day! If you are yet to box anything; try and start your momma — boxing or boxing, just don’t sleep without doing any!

Boxing Day?

Most of my cousins, sisters and brothers are married with couple of kids (Please, don’t ask when mine will be coming up — I already told you that it is soon!); so I have plenty of nieces and nephews. When they asked for what I would give them for Christmas, I told them it was not in the market yet. Then one of them came telling me that everything was available in the market because her mom said so! And that was when I told them that I was planning to buy them Father Christmas! And when I finally buy Father Christmas, he will give them all the toys in the world! All of them were like “Wow! That’s great!” but one of them just hissed “I have all the toys in the world already, just buy me the new XBox!” Don’t try the look I shot at him — he dared not repeat it today or he would’ve gotten more than X on a Box!

I just showed them this photo: "Father Christmas has been kidnapped"

Waking up with some light taps on my leg, I saw my little nephew hitting me with his tiny fist — even Collins knew it is the Boxing Day…. And you can trust that Mikell entered today with incessant strikes of punches reaching inside of a Dinma, Bola, Aminat or Jennifer — I guess we can call that “boxing” as well. Well, I received lots of boxes today, and I had to tell the delivery kids to open the boxes before they entered my compound… who knows if Bokoz are after my bumbum — bomb is not a joking matter, more when with all the many billions of naira allocated to security; we still couldn’t solve the problem….

Back to our gist jare… Mikell got his plans all mapped out like a treasure hunting map, and he made sure he made allowances for surpluses and deficits. If a girl wants to play Jennifer Lopez by ditching him, he was set to make super substitution like removing Messi just to bring C. Ronaldo in if he (Messi) messes up! And if a girl won’t have enough of him, he was ready to give her as much as she wants; in as much she is not blocking another girl. A girl gets maximum of a day, and may not even have the whole day if another girl clicks earlier than expected (No time; this is called “Puzzy Hustle”).

As you all know, the 12 Days of Christmas already ended yesterday. Cruising several ladies on these days really takes lots of planning to thwart every potential failure, and that is the reason the guys decided to do this year’s Christmas Cruise for the last 12 days of the year, which started last week. Yeah, they already started with their shitz, my people. And like I wrote, I’ll be more of Mikell’z trips….

So it was on Thursday that Mikell called Oluchi, one sweet looking girl he met at the cinema the previous weekend, asking if she was busy later in the evening. Though she is not one of those hungry girls, but trust ‘Igbo girl’ (Ultimate IGBO Motto: NEVER reject anything FREE), Oluchi knew it was free food season and it was her gender-right, so she gave all answers to make the evening a time for her to meet Mikell again, and made sure their rendezvous was at a Chinese restaurant.

Oozing super confidence, Mikell took charge of the evening and all Oluchi was doing was just giggling and smiling. Obliviously sipping too much of Champaign, she started crossing several lines and you all know what I mean. Well, they left for Mikell’z place and she was just clinging on him — was that the work of the food, Champaign, or Mikell’s disposition + silly sense of humour + charm + sexually appealing physique…? I know you ladies will be quick to blame it on the alcohol but the truth is you don’t need to get drunk to lose your senses for Mikell — the guy is an OMG!

#MikellzBluez Girls Of The Boxing Day

This girl is a young executive in one of the popular banks (do you prefer I say the name, so she can lose her job, eh?), however Mikell didn’t mind if she gets to work on Friday or not — He didn’t force the drinks into her throat, did he…? The girl was so spoilt and horngry that she didn’t allow them into the house before she threw herself on Mikell… and what do you think Mikell did…?

…MikellzBluez Continuez…

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