#MBz HIGHLIGHTS | Mikell’s XXXPLOSIVE Christmas Cruise — Part I to VI

Happy New Year #MBzers!

You are welcome to #MikellzBluez ver. 14… take a bowl of popcorn, have a seat and watch as every scene unfolds with successive inclination to reach the climax of your ultimate satisfaction—put your pants back on, pervs! How were the holidays at your side? It was pretty xxxplosive over here, and for all those who missed—and those who like to re-read—the six days consecutive sequels that we rolled out to make the Christmas Season a special one to all our readers, here are the highlights and direct links to read the each part in full.

[Season’s Special] #MBz37 - Mikell’s Christmas Cruise — Part VI

YYAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

It’s a day to the New Year! Yes, a day to another year and everybody is rushing up and down; where do you think they are going? Their villages, where they will sure spend super less cash to celebrate the New Year — it’s been a hard year mehn! Even our folks abroad aren’t coming around no more (to oppress and impress us) when they know that their credit cards will sure be maxed out days before they remember to buy a return ticket…. Sorry to the Igbo girls expecting to meet suitors from “obodo oyinbo” — better stick to that chemist guy in your street before it’s too late.

[Season’s Special] #MBz36 - Mikell’s Christmas Cruise — Part V

Telling you that a man was survived by three wives and nineteen children; do you still need to ask me what killed him? I think man was created to take some stupid risks with results that will live with them for eternity, or what would have made a man not to use a condom and even trigger him to explode inside the woman when he was neither ready to be a father nor a husband? And with the knowledge that women are irresistible and indispensible problems, a stupid man is not contended with one and thinks adding another will solve his problem; does he think they are pieces of boxers or cars…? A season’s advice for you:  cheat on your wife and you are simply adding to what will kill you….

[Season’s Special] #MBz35 - Mikell’s Christmas Cruise — Part IV

Don’t you think the way this Christmas Season went was funny? Everybody looking like someone stole their food! Clubs are not getting the legendary season’s rate of customer inflow, and tell you what:  the poulterers are praying that they won’t have to eat their chickens all by themselves! No matter how tough it had been in the past years, we still say “Merry Christmas” but how would we now say “merry” when there was almost no merriment?! I guess the only good English Patience Jonathan had spoken in recent time would be “Goodluck Christmas” — no merry this year!

[Season’s Special] #MBz34 - Mikell’s Christmas Cruise — Part III

Do you know the reason Santa comes as a fat ass old man? If the man that grants every gift request on Christmas happens to a young and sexy man, I bet the gift requests will be different and he would have been sentenced to several jails by different countries for child molestation! You still don’t get it? I bet all these girls wouldn’t be asking for toys but requesting for his autograph in their juicy centre, while he must use his dingdong as pen and cumtain as ink (Won’t you like to have Tyson Beckford’s autograph signed like that? Best Christmas gift ever, eh? Okay bye).

[Season’s Special] #MBz33 - Mikell’s Christmas Cruise — Part II

If I should ask you to tell me what you got for Christmas yesterday, I know you will come up with some fantastic list that are actually fantastic! And a fabulous list will surely be provided if I should ask what presents you shared for Christmas… but you may also be factual with your list, who knows? I’m just writing. And today is the Boxing Day! If you are yet to box anything; try and start your momma — boxing or boxing, just don’t sleep without doing any!

[Season’s Special] #MBz32 - Mikell’s XXXPLOSIVE Christmas Cruise — Part I

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Season’s Special Greetings from #MikellzBluez to all our readers, followers, fans, lovers, haters, supporters, emulators, minions, sweethearts, friends and family! You are welcome to this year’s Mikell’s (and Pablo’s) Christmas Cruise, which will be dropping every day, from today till the last day of the year… so, don’t effing miss any episode as they promise to be XXXPLOSIVE!