#MBz HIGHLIGHTS | Mikell’s XXXPLOSIVE Christmas Cruise — Part I to VI

Happy New Year #MBzers!

You are welcome to #MikellzBluez ver. 14… take a bowl of popcorn, have a seat and watch as every scene unfolds with successive inclination to reach the climax of your ultimate satisfaction—put your pants back on, pervs! How were the holidays at your side? It was pretty xxxplosive over here, and for all those who missed—and those who like to re-read—the six days consecutive sequels that we rolled out to make the Christmas Season a special one to all our readers, here are the highlights and direct links to read the each part in full.

PART I

Season’s Special Greetings from #MikellzBluez to all our readers, followers, fans, lovers, haters, supporters, emulators, minions, sweethearts, friends and family! You are welcome to this year’s Mikell’s (and Pablo’s) Christmas Cruise, which will be dropping every day, from today till the last day of the year… so, don’t effing miss any episode as they promise to be XXXPLOSIVE!

For Afro girls, I doubt if there are differences between Christmas and Valentine — it’s all about the rain of gifts and invitations to eat the food they couldn’t buy themselves throughout the year….

So, Pablo decided to drop Amara, the girl that once had him all-night and made him sick for the next two weeks (better do away with a killer-puzzy that won’t let you see another for the next three weeks), and Tinu will no longer have access to Mikell again because he just can’t cope with a girl that tells everybody that she had finally gone to bed with the fuckingly famous Mikell 3F Diggz!

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PART II

Waking up with some light taps on my leg, I saw my little nephew hitting me with his tiny fist — even Collins knew it is the Boxing Day…. And you can trust that Mikell entered today with incessant strikes of punches reaching inside of a Dinma, Bola, Aminat or Jennifer — I guess we can call that “boxing” as well.

Though she is not one of those hungry girls, but trust ‘Igbo girl’ (Ultimate IGBO Motto: NEVER reject anything FREE), Oluchi knew it was free food season and it was her gender-right, so she gave all answers to make the evening a time for her to meet Mikell again, and made sure their rendezvous was at a Chinese restaurant.

The girl was so spoilt and horngry that she didn’t allow them into the house before she threw herself on Mikell… and what do you think Mikell did…?

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PART III

Do you know the reason Santa comes as a fat ass old man? If the man that grants every gift request on Christmas happens to a young and sexy man, I bet the gift requests will be different and he would have been sentenced to several jails by different countries for child molestation!

I called Mikell and he told me that he was already in Zamfara and he was lodging in one of the most expensive hotels there — thought that was supposed to be a “Sharia State”.

Well, Mikell’s catch in Zamfara, Azeezat, had been monitoring his movement and comfort since his arrival but had no idea that she wasn’t the only one that invited Mikell into the State….

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PART IV

Don’t you think the way this Christmas Season went was funny? Everybody looking like someone stole their food!

Well, only a baby doesn’t know what usually happens when a boy and girl get behind a closed door, not to mention a closed hotel door…. Aishat, instantly doing away with her hijab as soon as they entered the suite, jumped on Mikell like a predator on prey!

When he entered Yobe, he stopped asking why the place is notoriously filled with prospective and tough terrorists when he saw that the women there are bombs!

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PART V

When people read my words, they call me John Wayne with a pen because I commit multiple degrees of murder when I write…. I was charged to court for killing with the pen, and I almost won till my attorney read two lines from #MikellzBluez!

He entered Enugu but didn’t stop till he made it to Nsukka — the Center of Butty Excellence! Nsukka is another place of high rate of bomb explosions, but these are more of suicide bombers that blow everywhere they walk with their looks — that’s the only form of bombs I love and appreciate “blow me, baby, blow me”!

“Mummy … mummy” Mikell was just laughing inside and wondering if she actually wanted her mother to appear and save her from his anaconda as it strikes hard into her juicy cave….

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PART VI

Mikell is right now chilling with me in Gidi, and all we are doing is drinking from a club to another — we can’t afford to get beef with any of our clubs at the last hours of the year….

Oluchi got attracted to me that day I went to lock Mikell’s crib (maybe because she knew I already saw her with no clothes and she wanted to have her view as well, I don’t know), and made sure that we played the daddy and mommy game in her crib….

Well, Calabar girls had their share of the sweetness of Mikell’s Magnum… and Yenagoa ladies will never forget about Mikell so soon — they knew they met a man that works like a computed machine on the bed….

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